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Tommy Twat-Texter

A grown man in a relationship/ marriage sending risky texts to his wife’s best friend who he is also sleeping with.
‘That’s part of the reason we split, Tommy twat-texter’
by PettyPrincess May 1, 2022
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Two Nights At Tommys

A video game based of fnaf, using characters: Tommy - moves from sons room to candaces room on 1st / 2nd night
Candace - has a chance to get taken by tommy, as the night guard, you have to contact doris to get her back
by WilliamWorks644 July 28, 2024
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Tommy Mai

absolutely annoying. This dumb despicable donkey talks so much crap online and behind people's backs but when it comes to a physical fight he runs the hell away as if Ken Chau had kicked his "butt to the moon". He is short asf too , probably shorter than Lord Fken Farquaad,wait, so short he can do a billion front flips under his bed. He gets beaten up as a teaching to not open his mouth and spit shit out again but obviously, the retard just does not learn. He is treacherous and he's those type of kids that would say some gay joke, for example. Yo momma's so tall that when she did a backflip, she hit jesus in the nuts
Tommy Mai: hey fuckers im playing some game irl cuz im gay

Others: *whispers* let's drop this smurf
by TheBigGay(ST) November 12, 2018
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ridder tommie

Ridder Tommie is the biggest hero you will ever met. He loves to fight about his best man with the coolest girl you’ll ever know. She always wins the fights because she is a very beautiful and lovely girl.
Look Ridder Tommie is flowergirl on the wedding of his bestfriends.
by Marisssssssss November 24, 2021
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tommy ray

Tommy Ray is the owner and founder of KRSNA the Cowboy, raw milk and butter products. His various music projects include; Uncontrolled Opposition, Magnetic Manly, American Accent etc. He is an exceptional Bikram yoga teacher, enjoys barefoot running, sun gazing and practices non-ejaculatory sex. He lives on his own land with his wife Elizabeth and his son Neville. Makes the world best latte (salted, honey, butter, latte). He is extremely wealthy, famous and powerful. He has sparkiling blue eyes and his strong and handsome. His pod cast was #1 in the country in 2023 and has helped guide many souls of integrity who are pursuing goodness, truth and beauty.
Guy #1: Omg, this music is mind blowingly good, who is it?

Guy #2: Bro, its my favorite artist, Tommy Ray, his spotify is under magnetic manly.
by TheHotDesert March 3, 2023
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Tommy

Tommy, a name that rings a bell. Tommy is such an interesting name when it boils down to the personality attached. Typically enjoys having his rectum receive multiple doses of balls deep penetration. Tommy is an armadildo furry. Tommy watches furry porn.
Tommy received a big penis in his rectum last night.
by bowsers butthole 69 November 21, 2021
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Tommy

What game is he not better than you at?
Boy 1: Bro I'm so bad at this game
Boy 2: Tommy isn't
by The Big Black Yogurt November 23, 2021
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