mini meat

1. A name used to describe a boy with a small dick.Usually used as comeback or insult in an arguement between guys. Also used to tease people, something you can hold over somebodys head for life. 2. Something you should not be proud of.....

Scene from family guy when stewie goes to high school... *Stewie drops his pants for sex*... Girl-*looks at his small dick and says..* "Is that all?! *laughs* Stewie- *confused* "yeah baby. Thats the full package!" *shakes it* Girl- *still laughing* "Just... Just get out of my car Stewie!" *laughs* mini meat example...

by you swagg hater July 25, 2011

Hoho Meat

The substance found in the clogged arteries of the big fat fatty that just dropped dead of a heart attack.

Doctor, what was the cause of death?

It was a heart attack due to Fatty McFatfat's arteries being clogged with hoho meat.

by lowdogman July 28, 2011

Meat Mangler

When a person stalks your penis or has a serious obsession with your tool.

Robyn: Baby i want it

Rell: Damn it im playing madden

Robyn: Please baby

Rell: Damn it woman stop acting like such a meat mangler!

by Rello84 September 19, 2011

Meat-Cake

A compound word used in reference to man meat and lady cake.

Me and my girl are gonna make some meat-cake for Valentine’s Day

by Meat-Cake master February 14, 2023

Meat chopper

An extremely moist and muscular anus with the ability to "chop" your meat right off.

I got my dick stuck in his meat chopper last night... Shit just about ripped my dick off

by XTRMRISAFAN December 11, 2018

Meating Around

The act of swinging your penis around in a circular motion

Jeff: I heard Jake likes meating around
Nathan: I love meating around too! Is it weird?
Jeff: ....

by Bobbo Bobbie July 21, 2017

Meat puck

A cold plain hamburger Patty between two untoasted buns.

I am hungry and it's late, I want a meat puck

by Mr saw September 1, 2017