pixel tits

n. Any electronically-created version of a woman that finds itself the subject of adoration or lust on the part of its viewers, or the collective of such virtual booty.

His decision to purchase DOA Beach Volleyball was entirely based on his appraisal of its gameplay. The pixel tits had no influence on it whatsoever.

by DeathBySurfeit June 24, 2005

tit for tat

1. Short for this for that.
2. To scratch each other's backs.
3. To trade services.

Maryann helps here friend Becky with Becky's homework.
Becky is now obligated to help Maryann with something she needs under the "tit for tat" rule.

In the movie HEAT:
Al Pacino: "I do for you, you do for me."

How about I give you a discount if you help me move out of my house? Tit for tat?

by Lightboxes April 4, 2008

tank tits

a name given to a girl with enormously huge tits

Damn, look a tank tits standing by the door!

by papa smurph May 13, 2005

back tits

when a fat hog of a woman has rolls that droop over her bra strap in the back giving the appearance of titties

one time i put my erection in a bitches back titties and back tittie fucked her

by urexcellency May 16, 2003

tits in a jar

When something is as good as it gets.

Winning the lottery would be tits in a jar.

by bonzaimagee April 25, 2006

pot tits

Breasts formed on men from excessive food cravings ("munchies") as a result from smoking too much marijuana.

"Man, did you check out his pot tits? Hey buddy, lay off of the Reeses and Doritos!"

by Dr.Von Nostrand August 6, 2006

Tits on a Bull

The observation of the vestigial nature of mammary glands on a male cow (bull) in as much as these serve no useful purpose. useless worthless

That guy in the porters lodge is about as useless as tits on a bull

by The Druggist October 12, 2008