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Fairy Fumes

When you have cute fairy farts, but they smell like absolute shit
"What the fuck is that smell? Is that Brandon dropping fairy fumes again?"
by WordDucks August 14, 2016
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Chocolate fairy

A girl that gives you chocolate for no apparent reason
“Insert conversation about something mentioning the chocolate fairy”
Oh the chocolate fairy! Ya she gave my chocolate in English class
by Some big fuck Olivia September 28, 2022
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Fairy friend

A guy who is too short for a woman to date, no mattet how attractive she otherwise find him.
She saw the mist beautiful man she ever seen, but he was shorter than her wich she feels makes her dominant, protective iver someone smaller. Making her feel he can only be a friend, a besutiful Fairy friend.
by Humlanx November 4, 2021
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Fart fairy

by SAYsomethin February 27, 2020
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easter fairy claus

The Easter fairy Claus is a non-existent person/creature used to show how unbelievable something is. Also known as ocean front property in Arizona.
If you believe that line of crap, I'm the Easter Fairy Claus!
by Dj Campbell143 July 19, 2018
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fairy cottage broheim

An underground criminal organization centered around that presenting themselves as "closeted" and seeking advice from victims. They use their "straight" identities to cover for their crimes or simply to get more money for prostitution if they are unable to find victims by "being straight for pay". They specialize in murder, rape, torture, larceny, police impersonation, and identity theft, and sex trafficking minors and migrants, and interfering with solving crimes or investigations, not to seek help from the LGBT community. Collectively they all appear to have sociopathy (ex: pedophilia, torture, rape, ect), as a part of their main collective ideology and identity. They lurk on extraterrestrial or paranormal forums often for insights on reclusive or abandoned locations to get rid of evidence. This helps obscure the crimes while their "fairy cottages" are a trap house-like network from the East to West.They have often used DNMs and Tor-like browsers, using for hire services across multiple states. Often the police and FBI appear unable to connect crimes because they specialize in DDOS attacks on police reports, and using connections with telecommunications company employees. "Hello we are the police, this is the police speaking" is a common thing to hear instead of the usual script. They sympathize with the Russian agenda in terms of revealing weaknesses in our communities, undermining the police and the emergency contact system, and destroying communities.
"What happened to your friend?"
"Her ,her husband, along with his sister were kidnapped and tortured by the fairy cottage broheim and the damn police just say the group doing the B&E might have been trying to help them out.... by killing their family and pretend to be them even!"
"Dude those people aren't the police, its literally just the fairy cottage broheim. They just 3d print fake badges and patches, slap them on mechanics and EMT uniforms, haven't you heard??"
"Wtf why would I know about this weird ass shit!?"
"......oh da....iunno"
by Justamazedtheygetaway April 19, 2023
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smiling at fairies

A term used by a teacher to describe students not paying attention.
" Chris, stop smiling at fairies"
by km97 February 2, 2015
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