Relationship bandit

A male or female (usually in their teens or 20s) who always needs to be in an interpersonal relationship and be around someone from the opposite sex on an intimate level of all costs. They will ditch all their friends and hobbies as soon as they nail down a relationship.

"what ever happened to dean" asked Sam. "He got another gf. No one ever sees him now. He is a relationship bandit."

by Trog11 July 25, 2016

The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit

A very interesting and scary guy. He kind of looks like Spurned Progeny (boss) from Lords of The Fallen but he is also a platypus so he's got platypus parts. And he will hump you (only if you are a guy) if you're not careful so watch out for him when you go to bars late at night. He likes to hide in dark alleyways by populated areas. He will stalk out his prey and once he gets the chance, he will start to strip and pull a crowbar out of his rectum, then proceed to start humping the victim. BUT there is a way to prevent that. If you have a muskrat nearby, you can bait him and he will start humping the muskrat.

"I got to watch out for The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit when I go out to the bars tonight"

by Ben Fartin December 8, 2023

nipple bandit

When someone has 3 or more nipples, suggesting that they have stolen their extras ones from someone else

That guy on the beach today must’ve been a really good nipple bandit, he had like, 3 extras

by Ur fav garage raccoon June 15, 2023

Bic Bandit

Proper noun / someone who steals a bic product from another.

Dude: did you take my lighter?
Dude’s homie: oh shit yea I did
Dude: bic bandit 😒

by Worstdressedwriter May 13, 2024

bandit shit

A "Bandit Shit" is the act of using public toilet (e.g.: gas station or store) with absolutely no intention of buying goods or services from said store

That assshole just came in and bandit shit in our bathroom, and sprinted to his car.

by Deanerjeffrey June 10, 2018

The pool table bandit

Someone who steals pool balls and proceeds to ruin every game of pool he can get his hands on. Often waiting for the game to start before slowly making his way to the table to ruin it . The pool table bandit operates alone and takes his time stealing ball to ball.

Watch out this guy seems like the pool table bandit!

by The pool table bandit himself November 22, 2021

Recruitment Bandit

A person who only is here to poach players for their own benefit rather than being genuine.

You are a f*cking Recruitment Bandit. Please leave now.

by Red420eyes January 24, 2025