A male or female (usually in their teens or 20s) who always needs to be in an interpersonal relationship and be around someone from the opposite sex on an intimate level of all costs. They will ditch all their friends and hobbies as soon as they nail down a relationship.
"what ever happened to dean" asked Sam. "He got another gf. No one ever sees him now. He is a relationship bandit."
by Trog11 July 25, 2016
Get the Relationship banditmug. by Changa22 April 2, 2019
Get the buoby banditmug. 
A misfit who obsesses about drawing dicks on unsuspected victims vehicles. Typically, striking around 12-4am.
by 2009 Cock Bandit Crew October 9, 2017
Get the Cock Banditmug. A person who pretends to like the same bands & artists that your friends like just to get accepted into your crowd & mingle with you, but when they are alone, they listen only to their old shameful bullshit music in the closet to avoid embarrassment.
"Cornelius is a Closet Bandit! He pretended to like our favorite bands & dress up cool just to hang with us. He just pretends to like Marilyn Manson. This whole time, he's been flailing his arms and dancing to Peyton Parrish in the closet!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 29, 2023
Get the Closet Banditmug. a person who steals christmas or also a quite sexy person who play the massive MMORPG game runescape.
by rammon October 12, 2008
Get the xmas banditmug.