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Vanilla pound cake

A sweet ass white girl (sometimes of mixed ethnicity) with a sweet ass who is coming over to give you some vanilla pound cake. If you have a 9in pan, she might give you really Hot Vanilla pound cake.

I think this means Melissa wants to fuck.
Melissa said she's coming over but she's making cake. When she's done she's going to come and I'm getting vanilla pound cake.
by DzNutson Urchin January 25, 2025
mugGet the Vanilla pound cakemug.

pound

measurement of mass
1 pound = ~0.453kg
by realbe July 29, 2024
mugGet the poundmug.

covid 19 pounds

when you gain weight during quarantine bc you aren't exercising and have no will to live
I think I gained my COVID 19 pounds
by sunnydoggo June 24, 2020
mugGet the covid 19 poundsmug.

grey pounding

A sexual liaison between an older man and a significantly younger woman; often used sarcastically.
Older man to a friend: "I quite like the young lady who moved in next door."
Friend to older man: "Yeah...I think she would love a grey pounding."
by the_earl December 16, 2013
mugGet the grey poundingmug.

dry pounded

Getting humped without being wet and him not using lube
Guy a: did you hook up with Stephanie?
Guy b: Yeah dude, she got fucking dry pounded!
by shamefuldaddy August 17, 2017
mugGet the dry poundedmug.
Someone that calls everyone and everything abusive or inappropriate.
Now that he was elderly, terminally ill, and on a ventilator, the 98 pounds and tough as nails girl was going to go to the hosputal and kick his abusive ass. She had finally found the resolve and courage to do it, and she had decided that no matter the cost to anybody else, she would get her respect as the new guard, and the old guard was on it's way out.
by The Original Agahnim September 28, 2021
mugGet the 98 pounds and tough as nailsmug.

Quarter Pound-Her

A daring and hunger-driven sex position where the woman is in doggy style while the man enjoys a McDonald’s Quarter Pounder mid-act. Requires expert multitasking skills and a deep appreciation for both fast food and fast moves. Bonus points if fries are involved.
“Dude, last night I was starving but still in the mood, so I hit her with the Quarter Pound-Her. Best of both worlds.”
by sicklife444 April 10, 2025
mugGet the Quarter Pound-Hermug.

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