It's like everything you do, say or see is taking a toll on your health unneccessarily.
Friends seem to be 'extra-hard work to socialise with.
Like you are extra tuition learning for school and the teacher always marks your paper down or criticise your effort.
You try and please your girlfriend and buy her flowers but she thinks youve done something wrong and criticises you with suspicious remarks.
You dress smartly for an event but people call you a 'poof'
Friends seem to be 'extra-hard work to socialise with.
Like you are extra tuition learning for school and the teacher always marks your paper down or criticise your effort.
You try and please your girlfriend and buy her flowers but she thinks youve done something wrong and criticises you with suspicious remarks.
You dress smartly for an event but people call you a 'poof'
"Hey Bob, that car you brought was a lemon can't you buy anything decent"?
B:"When making buying decisions-feels like I'm always running into a stiff breeze"!
B:"When making buying decisions-feels like I'm always running into a stiff breeze"!
by Goosebump11 November 30, 2011
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by Sorry banged yer maw October 28, 2013
Get the gandalf's staff mug.A pengu That can talk...And has a really small penis but his name is Thomas...Why...But he can work computers and owns a discord sever...For some reason but he has a steam account and has friends...And is a bloody jerk and is a jerk and is very very large ;)....
by Chubba Fett April 23, 2018
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Get the sniff the stiff mug."If you have to request assistance/advice from a store/office-employee, you will be obliged to wander all over da place and "search till Doomsday" to find someone who is not presently too occupied to listen to you. Yet once you finally receive your answer, THEN there will be ABSOLUTE MULTITUDES OF PERSONNEL just lounging around and making themselves available, and so you will feel like a total JACKA** for not having simply waited a few more minutes to ask your question, rather than wearing out your feet and legs from running all over da shop to find someone to ask!"
I spent over five minutes scampering up and down the aisles at Wally-World trying to find a "free" employee to ask about the availability of a certain product, but then afterwards, there were several non-busy staffpeople whom I met en-route back to my shopping-cart whom I could have asked just as easily at that point --- talk about a classic case of Murphy's Law of Staff-Availability! :P :P
by QuacksO August 26, 2019
Get the Murphy's Law of Staff-Availability mug.To hack a stiff; to smoke (weed or whatever the hell) despite it causing a terrible hacking cough. Whether from smoking itself or asthma.
"Where's Bill?"
"Out in the backyard hacking a stiff."
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"Hey, wanna hack a stiff with me?"
"Nah man, nearly coughed up a long last time."
"Out in the backyard hacking a stiff."
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"Hey, wanna hack a stiff with me?"
"Nah man, nearly coughed up a long last time."
by 3AM-entry January 31, 2020
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„Yeah he was going full Steffen“
„Yeah he was going full Steffen“
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