shlakoom

to explode toilet with mushrooms

Person 1: you up for shlakoom tn?
Person 2: yea i just got me some mushrooms
Person 1: i can't wait to explode the toilet with you ❤️

by kaminav November 5, 2024

slakkepas

a pace that is slow and not influenced by any pressing matter

Sy stap teen 'n slakkepas, ongeag of sy laat vir haar afspraak gaan wees.

by anonymous January 14, 2025

Spalk

Definition: A portmanteau of "spark" and "talk." To engage in a sudden, unexpected, and unusually interesting conversation with a stranger or acquaintance. Unlike small talk, a spalk is high-energy, intellectually stimulating, and often leaves both parties feeling inspired.

Example: I went in just to buy milk, but the cashier and I ended up spalking for ten minutes about whether or not cereal is technically a soup. It was way better than the usual small talk about the weather.

by Sadbohemiann February 20, 2026

Slaks

When you lose your wallet while taking a phantom shit and cooking shit ass fried rice at the same time.

Henry: Dude I lose my wallet while I was in the bathroom trying to push out a dump for 40 minutes because of some ass fried rice I made earlier today.

John: Damn you really pulled a slaks today, you fucking loser.

by blazeninja123 March 8, 2026

speaker sex

the act of having sex whilst using a speaker as a vibrator

man 1 omds me and sarah had speaker sex last night

by mas ive vag ina February 18, 2025

Speak lies to his truth

It isn't 'his' truth it's THE truth.

Hym "I didn't claim to be the president. And if you're talking about Trump he literally IS the president. You are literally just saying the opposite of what I'm saying regardless of whether or not it's true. If they can just 'speak lies to his truth' then our politics isn't real. At all. There is no reason for them to even talk to eachother. They can just sit at home and vote by mail. I guess, no reason to talk other than to coordinate their lies. That's why I am not being charged. Explicitly. Because I would be both exonerated and receive the credit I deserve. And the people violating and/or allowing the public violation of my rights would meet the end they deserve."

by Hym Iam March 11, 2025

Speaker baby

A person who was raised in a musical environment, constantly exposed to music or sound from a young age, often leading to a strong appreciation or connection to music.

Term coined by sixzino

Example: "She’s a speaker baby, always surrounded by melodies and rhythms growing up."

by speaker baby March 25, 2025