Language Simp

A 23 year old hyperpolyglot gigachad alpha male who is attractive to every woman... and man on the planet.

Santino: Are you a hyperpolyglot gigachad alpha male like Language Simp?
Faget: Yes, I am learning Esperanto.
Santino: *Pulls out revolver*

by Average language speaker July 27, 2022

Simp Police

Max McNabb

Someone call the Simp Police, one of the boys is talking to their ex again.

by Bruh123123123 September 10, 2019

Dsmp Simps

A cult of Minecraft lovers simping for block people, and occasionally the actual people.

P1: Why are those people wearing smile masks with yellow shirts and holding a sign that says las navadas?
p2: Thats the dsmp simps cult.

by AshCantFocus August 28, 2021

Simping Chad

A Simping Chad is someone who has achieved the ultimate form of Simpiness and Chadliness. He now possesses both qualities and attributes of a Simp and a Chad. He is the ultimate lifeform.

Hirito A.X.E is a Simping Chad.

by Anonymous Simp April 12, 2021

Simp Milker

A woman who keeps taking gifts from a man she doesn't care about. Even though he is infatuated with her.

Roxanne is the biggest SIMP MILKER in the world. She's gonna take Doug for everything

by festerq105 February 24, 2022

Simp Queen

A female social figure that attracts all the simps (male based followers)

Person 1: "Look at all of those simps trying to get a response from her..."
Person 2: "Dude. She's a Simp Queen!"

by Super_kyle July 16, 2020

Simp Slut

A truly strange specimen that goes against the laws of human nature. A simp slut is a female that, for some fucked up reason, has a fetish for simps. This phenomenon to this day cannot be explained by any scientific experts. Simp sluts are truly rejected by society all together. The girls do not claim her, and the boys throw her to the streets. The only people that fuck with simp sluts are true simps themselves.

Damn bro is that what I think it is? Holy shit, its a simp slut! Mom, get the camera!

by theurbanpoet69 April 25, 2020