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Shit Limp

A limp you develop while running to the toilet busting to do a dump
Oh man I had a "shit limp" while I was walking to the toilet last night
by RawtenDeek October 26, 2010
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Jockey Shit

Talking nonsense, chatting aload of arse to someone and them just staring at you in anger cause you make no sense.
Deb to Craig 'Stop talking jockey shit Craig'

Craig 'Bite my brownbear covered arse im going for a kurnal'
by AGnumbnuts November 9, 2011
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Shit Brained

Getting so Drunk that you forget most of what you did the last time you got drunk, and had shit for brains. hence Shit Brained"
"boy i got shit brained, i didnt know what the hell i was doing, i think i had sex with a postbox"
by the Real B-Man April 11, 2010
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shredded shit

When your turds look like shredded wheat coming out. Usually when you eat lots of fiber.
Wow, I just took a nice shredded shit! I swear that the All Bran is cleaning me out!
by LonePooper February 6, 2018
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shitting incident

An occurence where a bowel movement is unintentionally placed anywhere but in a toilet bowl or otherwise proper disposal receptacle. This is similar to fecal jihad or turd terrorism but differ in the fact that fecal jihad and turd terrorism are intentional acts.
Example 1:

Q: Dude, you're like two hours late. We already saw the movie. Where the hell were you?

A: Oh, sorry man. I ate two bowls of bran cereal, two bananas and a pot of coffee this morning. I got stuck in traffic on the way here. I couldn't hold it in any more and had a severe shitting incident in my pants. I had to go back home and clean up. My car is disgusting right now.

Example 2:
Q: So, uh, I heard you had an interesting evening last night...?

A: Um, yeah. I had a pretty bad shitting incident at a bar. I suddenly had to go, like immediately. There was some fat asshole pissing in the crapper for about three weeks. I held it in as long as I could. As soon as I got in there, I took off my pants but a pound of crap shotgunned out long before I could sit down. It was everywhere but in the bowl. Some may have hit the ceiling. I had to leave the bar out the back door.
by JEUNT January 14, 2010
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Shit

A Large brown (sometimes light brown, green, red, yellow, or multi-colored; depending on what you ate.) piece of poop that comes out of your asshole.
Fuck that was the biggest shit i've ever taken.
by samantha olvilin smith johnson December 17, 2008
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shit-in

Opposite of a 'Shout-Out'. Used like a shout-out, but in regards to something or someone despised. Most often used during broadcasts, or podcasts.
I'd like to give a shit-in to *Subject's Name Here*, for *Irritating Thing They Did Here*.
by No1ButU June 26, 2008
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