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Self-soothe 

Self-soothe

Verb:
(very much a doing word).

(used with or without noun / object) such as self-soother.

Gender: Predominant female application but technically neutral.

Primary Definitions.

Formal Definition
1. Masturbation primarily for the purposes of mental rather than physical distraction.

New Age Defintion

2. Wanking as a function of wellbeing and mindfulness.

Most Common Defintion

3. Route to female orgasm / physical pleasure where urgency and need for efficiency prohibit the involvement of a needy, fumbling, partner.
1. " He / she / they/ .. have really p7 everyone just f**k off for 10 mins while I self-soothe."

2. There appears to be noone around tonight who I find more attractive then myself. I might as well self-soothe.

3 Shit, life has gone badly wrong, I feel terrible and really shouldnt be thinking about sex but, fuck it, it's popped into my head so I'm going to have to self-soothe.
Self-soothe by Selfsoothe October 22, 2019
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Self control 

Self control isnt the same as self preservation,though some confuse the two. Self control is what keeps you from endangering yourself and the people around you. People who lack self control like to think of themselves as living dangerously or on the edge, which is not entirely off, but there's a difference between doing something risky on purpose and knowing what the risks beforehand, and wandering/stumbling your way into it and not knowing why. The same people who brag about living dangerously are the first to want credit for being cautious, they call themselves cautious every time they gain control of themselves, which is something other people are doing all the time, using self-control. It's like being honest, nobody should get credit for being honest, responsible, or using self-control and good judgment. Self preservation is doing anything it takes to survive, like a snake or a reptile, without any thought about anything else.
The girl didn't have any self control, but had plenty of self preservation.
Self control by Solid Mantis May 15, 2020

Self-considerate 

When you're a self-centred asshole all the time.

Self harm 

It’s always ‘wrist reveal’ or ‘your just doing it for attention’ but never ‘are you okay, I’m here for you’ it shows how selfish people can be, if you see fresh cuts on a persons body, ask them if they’re okay. If you are dealing with self harm right now, reach out to someone you trust. You are not alone
Anonymous: ‘WRIST REVEAL’
Me: ‘HEY! That’s not funny okay’
Anonymous: ‘don’t get so pressed’

Me: ‘ignore them, how are you? I’m here for you if you want to talk, you are NOT alone

Because self harm is nothing to joke about <3
Self harm by June 27 August 9, 2021
the act of shipping a character with themselves, usually with an alternative-universe self or themself in a different persona
"OMG i ship the once-ler with greed-ler"
"who the hell is greed-ler??"
"just him in a green suit and evil-ler"
"becky that's just self-cest go get some help"
self-cest by mrmalfoyswifey October 21, 2021

Self-Pedobator 

A man/woman who masturbates to baby pictures of themself.
John used to be a notorious self-pedobator, but has changed critically since.
Self-Pedobator by Fucking Karen November 14, 2021

Self Sabotage 

Self Sabotage is when you fart before you sit down.
Person 1: "Awh fuck."

Person 2: "What is it?"

Person 1: "Nothing. I just Self Sabotaged myself."