"I don't have time to talk to you, I'm almost done installing the game - it says I only have one second remaining."
"Dude, you have plenty of time, it's a Microsoft second."
"Dude, you have plenty of time, it's a Microsoft second."
by SsurebreC August 1, 2012
Get the Microsoft Second mug.Something that causes a brief laugh or smile in the moment, but is exceptionally uninteresting when thought about later on.
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Harvey: "Bro! Remember that time we were at Olive Garden, and you said something, and I said 'Nice!', and then you held up your knife and said 'Knife!'??
Karlos: "Don't bring that up, homie. That's a 1-second-funny at most, definitely not worth bringing up in conversation."
Harvey: "But we both laughed when it happened!"
Karlos: "You laughed when it happened, just because you'd never compared those two words before. Once you associate them together, it's not really that tight when somebody points it out."
Harvey: "We should make a word for that kind of oddly common scenario."
Karlos: "Our Creator already made a word for that: 1-second-funny."
Harvey: "Ah right! Thanks, dude!"
No problem.
Harvey: "Bro! Remember that time we were at Olive Garden, and you said something, and I said 'Nice!', and then you held up your knife and said 'Knife!'??
Karlos: "Don't bring that up, homie. That's a 1-second-funny at most, definitely not worth bringing up in conversation."
Harvey: "But we both laughed when it happened!"
Karlos: "You laughed when it happened, just because you'd never compared those two words before. Once you associate them together, it's not really that tight when somebody points it out."
Harvey: "We should make a word for that kind of oddly common scenario."
Karlos: "Our Creator already made a word for that: 1-second-funny."
Harvey: "Ah right! Thanks, dude!"
No problem.
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