Salty

mad, angry, pissed, ticked off

My moms tooks away my stash, you know that made me salty, yo.

by MJ May 13, 2005

Safety

A switch on a firearm preventing accidental discharage and allowing safer handling.

Safety that shit before you blow somebody's brains out, dumbfuck!

by J. B. Polpolvik December 28, 2005

salty snickers

When, after having anal sex, the person being sodomized sucks the sperm and their own feces off the penis of the person doing the sodomizing.

The term originates from the (alleged) saltiness of ejaculate combined with the chunky brown consistency of feces.

Bob: So you think she loves you?

Jack: I gave her a salty snickers last night and she loved it. She's mine.

Bob: Better run. She'll be wanting to get married next.

by poopfetishist October 23, 2006

safety blade

a safety blade, is a wannabe emo basically.
somebody why dyes their hair black or does other emo-like things just to fit in with the crowd.

safety blade: hey look guys, i just dyed my hair black.
normal kids: go away you safety blade

by Alexx41 December 17, 2006

salty ragdoll

when your done fucking a girl you take the condom off after you cum in it then you take the cum filled condom and slap her tittys with it.......

boy: "hey after we fuck can I give you a salty ragdoll"

girl: "sure make it EXTRA salty for me"

boy: "Trust me it will be"(smiles)

by Nate newpower January 7, 2009

Salty Water Cannon

(n.) - a variation of the sea salt shooter. this is the name given to male reproductive organ when used to launch projectile salty fluids directly into the eye of a woman.

"Yo brah, so did you do her brah?"
"Nah brah, but I gave her a piece of my salty water cannon dude!"
"No way brah, thats so gnar! but whats a salty water cannon?"
"Its just a hard wood hawian board brah, but when you do this with it!"
"Ahh fuck brah! My eye!"
"Uhh chyeahh!"

by Kyle R. Montgomery January 12, 2009

Safety Scissors

When two girls scissor with their clothes on.

Sara told Jenny she had contracted an STD, so Jenny suggested they use safety scissors from now on.

by jonny mac and jizz April 28, 2009