rusty thumbtack

The act of sticking your thumb up your ass and using the resultant shit thumb to tack a picture of a hot womans face over some random skanks face prior to having missionary style sex with her; this is preferred if the young lass is buck toothed, has a mustache, chronic halitosis or is just plain fugly.
I picked up this troll at the library, took her back to my place, tore a pic of Reese Witherspoon from the latest cover of People magazine, administered the rusty thumbtack and proceeded to mount that ass a'la hucklebuck style, dropped a nut on her breastseses and got the fuck out....have not seen her since....good times
by Pierre St. Ballgargler January 31, 2011
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rusty pioneer

don't wash your genitals for a week, then while you are having intercourse, the girl licks the cheese under your nuts.
bailey was quite eger to take part in a rusty pioneer
by CARD44141121 March 11, 2011
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Rusty Venture

In the episode of The Venture Bros. when Dr. Venture throws a prom party for Hank and Dean, it was said that the rusty venture was a sex move. The actual action has not been determined yet.
I just got the best rusty venture at that party last night!
by Mastah Tea November 22, 2010
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rusty scupper

A sex act where a man and a woman are engaging in anal sex because the woman is having her period, then the guy pulls her tampon out with his hand and then rubs it all over her face.
he gave her a rusty scupper cuz she was having her period.
by N. Monk October 03, 2007
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rusty bathtub

An asshole with a dried ring of poop all around it giving it the look of a rusted bathtub.
Guy 1: Did you try anal with her last night?
Guy 2: Nah man, she had a major rusty bathtub!
by SkrappyParks July 10, 2011
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Rusty Trigger

Also known as a "fish hook", a Rusty Trigger is when one runs their finger used for the hook up their ass crack and inserts in into an unsuspecting mouth.
Unbeknownst to Marge while she watched The View, Harold snuck behind her and got her with the Rusty Trigger.
by One Pump Lover August 22, 2016
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rusty bagpipe

when getting a blow job, she plays with your balls. she sticks her finger in your ass and you fart and cum at the same time.
My ex gave me a rusty bagpipe for my birthday, so i crapped on her hand.
by leetx86 August 28, 2007
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