rusty putter

An act performed by two men that involves using one's dick to slap another guy's balls around after anal sex.

Joe: Hey, Bob, do you want to rusty putter tongiht?
Bob: No way, Joe, that's sick!

by FuzzyD June 16, 2009

Rusty Necktie

The act of removing one's penis from a woman's anus, promptly inserting it between her breasts and fucking vigorously. Depending on the feces to penis to breast ratio, the necktie may be more, or less apparent given the circumstances.

I gave this chick such a rusty necktie last night the scrap yard has been calling all morning

by Long_Schlong_Silver March 17, 2011

Rusty Venture

In the episode of The Venture Bros. when Dr. Venture throws a prom party for Hank and Dean, it was said that the rusty venture was a sex move. The actual action has not been determined yet.

I just got the best rusty venture at that party last night!

by Mastah Tea November 24, 2010

rusty scupper

A sex act where a man and a woman are engaging in anal sex because the woman is having her period, then the guy pulls her tampon out with his hand and then rubs it all over her face.

he gave her a rusty scupper cuz she was having her period.

by N. Monk October 18, 2007

rusty bathtub

An asshole with a dried ring of poop all around it giving it the look of a rusted bathtub.

Guy 1: Did you try anal with her last night?
Guy 2: Nah man, she had a major rusty bathtub!

by SkrappyParks July 9, 2011

Rusty Trigger

Also known as a "fish hook", a Rusty Trigger is when one runs their finger used for the hook up their ass crack and inserts in into an unsuspecting mouth.

Unbeknownst to Marge while she watched The View, Harold snuck behind her and got her with the Rusty Trigger.

by One Pump Lover August 22, 2016

rusty pole

Directly after having anal sex with your buddy's little sister, you stuff your cock in her mouth.....thus creating a rusty pole.

"Dude, I gave your sister a rusty pole last night...the best part was she liked it"

by MC Killbot 5000 October 9, 2005