ring monkey

man, or men that like to hang out in another mans botty area. Chutney ferrit, Ass bandit, up hill gardener, Knob Jocky etc. "All round we think he's a big gay Ring Monkey!"

Chutney ferrit, Ass bandit, up hill gardener, Knob Jocky etc. "All round we think he's a big gay Ring Monkey!"

by Kmcca5 March 15, 2004

poo ring

English slang, from England, meaning anus or rectum. a translation to american slang: butthole

"bill was being such a pooring to me today."

"jill has a tight poo ring."

by Ra Jaconan July 9, 2006

Bavarian ring sting

The nasty feeling when you take a shit and it feels like you're dumping out a ball covered in razor blades. Common problem experienced by porch monkeys who've eaten an unripe watermellon

I was squatting down to give Vicary a big Cincinatti bowtie, but when the shit came out it felt like my arse was a moon cricket on the stake at a KKK gathering. Bavarian ring sting up the ying yang

by Drew Christx May 25, 2006

ring the alarm

A phrase denoting the entry of a homosexual into the room where you are situated.

Whenever Monte enters pathology class, I turn to Mariano and say "ring the alarm"

by Serge N. April 12, 2005

onion ring

A female's pussy/vagina.

Yo! I shuved my dick in her onion ring!

by Jklmnop May 20, 2008

Wedding Ring

The semen left on the hand of your partner after a hand job.

She went to wash her hands. I gave her a nice wedding ring.

by Freddie February 21, 2005

Promise Ring

Sticking your ring finger up someones ass while promising not to put it in any further than the 2nd knuckle

Ham took our relationship to the next level and gave me a promise ring today!

by Frankie Puscher November 27, 2012