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Parking Garage

I place to hang out, usually downtown. Perfect for getting away at night, and listening to music. Can literally be a parking garage. Perfect for messing around, and escaping.
Thomas: hey dude, where are we hanging?

Kaitlyn: parking garage. duh.

Heather: you bring the music, I'll bring the lawn chairs.
by the joker161 February 15, 2010
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Packing

When a rugby player or any other human passed out related to intoxication.. Pack their asshole with peanut butter.

Tools Need: Kitchen spatula, bulk size peanut butter, and human rectum. Optional: yellow cleaning rubber gloves for sanitation purposes.

Instructions: Depants him/her exposing their rectum. With kitchen spatula, accumulate a large amount of peanut butter on said kitchen spatula. If accomplice is available, don yellow gloves and generously spread the poor bastards ass cheeks, allowing to full exposure of spatula and peanut butter to anus region and spongy flesh (aka packing their ass with peanut butter). Clean up all evidence and leave the premasice. Ensure embarrassment there after/photography is encouraged and welcomed. Submit your evidence at www.yougotpacked.com
Hey, that guy is passed out over there.. We gotta do a packing and pack his assshole with some extra chunky Jiff.
by Left Eye Lopez December 14, 2013
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parking

to have sex in a park
do u wanna go parking wif me?
by clumsy pixie XD November 29, 2009
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Paying out the yin yang

Paying an excessive amount of money.
Ethan was paying out the yin yang for his t steppin with Steven Segal last Saturday night. His vagina was hurting for days.
by William Eitch Macy May 26, 2010
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Palinguist

One who exhibits a knowledge and ability to actually understand and interpret the incomprehensible and incoherent comments and made-up words used by Sarah Palin and her tribe.
Sarah Palin's use of the made-up word, refudiate is not that difficult for any Palinguist. Like any other linguist, they immerse themselves in the mores, airborne wolf-killing and clothing that makes up the Palin culture and language.

When Sarah Palin stated, "As we work and sightsee on America's largest island, we'll get to view more majestic bears, so now is a good time to draw attention to the political equivalent of the species," only a Palinguest could have known that Palin was referring to Kodiak Island in Alaska, even though Hawaii is America's largest island
by bluespiper November 3, 2010
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Parking Ass

v. Whatever the person reading or hearing it thinks it is; have fun seeing what other people think of this phrase.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how much ass did you park? 8. I was parking ass soooo much.
by Internet Lumberjack January 6, 2011
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parking space

The one thing you look out for when you drive your pregnant wife to the convenience store to pick up some strawberry Pop-Tarts at 2 AM.
Honey, keep your eye out for a nearby parking space, I don't want to park a block away and have our car stolen by some cock-juggling hood rats.
by SuperSixOne May 26, 2015
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