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Poke around the pipe

When toilet paper has little effect on wiping clean and you are then forced to jump in the shower and then with a soaped up finger, poke around the poo shoot to remove all traces of faeces
'That curry went through me and my shit has spread everywhere, I'm going to need to poke around the pipe to clean it all up.'
by Chopper.Mk.52 April 7, 2019
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Piping Hot Yogurt

Cum, Goo, Jism, Jiz, Sperm, Spluge (Splooge), Spunk
Scarlett Johansson made piping hot yogurt explode from our cocks!
by MOCO & P-Phat February 12, 2007
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get piped down

to be told that you are going to get the dick from a guy. it is commonly said to girls
boy: "let me pipe you down"

boy: "you about to get piped down"
by kdddpb34 November 25, 2016
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Hot Piping Loaf

1. Someone who is a homosexual
2. A despicable person
3. A Big Fat Doodoo Head
"Your mom is a hot piping loaf"
"Nah, man, you're a freaking hot piping loaf"
by H.P. Loaves December 25, 2016
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scotish vag pipes

When Performing Oral Sex On A female, Fill Your Lungs With A Full Breath & Then Fill The Vagina With All Of Your Air. Then Run Away While Being Chased By A Chorus Of Kweifs From The Vag Pipes
After Performing The Scotish Vag Pipes John Is Now Single
by POON SLAYER April 17, 2014
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Texas Pipe Cleaner

When your girl unexpectedly shoves her finger up your already clinched asshole right as you are about to nut and probes straight to the prostate resulting in an explosive orgasm.
I was rearranging Vicki’s intestines last night and right as I was bouta nut she does a Texas pipe cleaner. Braaaaahhhh I unloaded my sack in that slut.
by Dick Onchin May 2, 2020
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Hot Tail Pipe

a verb The insertion of one's finger into another one's bungster at the moment of peak. The object is to heighten the experience. Best if done by surprise. Sometimes the act works in reverse.
Carol hot tail piped Phil as he shot a load on her doll collection.

Carol's finger expertly hot tail piped Phil as he ejaculated onto her forehead.
by Mudshark February 13, 2008
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