Wisconsin Nice

Wisconsinite who is kind and generous to others...as long as they are just like they are. White, working, not on drugs (Alcohol is not a drug. Beer is a gift from God.), heterosexual, white, Jesus loving Christian, long-haired hippie types need not apply, and white. Doncha be one of those commie liberals from Minnesota or one of them unmarried druggies from the projects of Chicago. Oh,

Cindy was all for helping others but not one dollar of her taxes better go to anyone until after they passed a drug test and got a job and they better not spend any of that money on fancy food. She was Wisconsin Nice.

by Rainbow Gopher March 28, 2019

This is Why We Can't Have Nice Things

Track 13 of Taylor Swift's sixth album, Reputation. Also shortened to TIWWCHNT.

And here's to you, 'cause forgiveness is a nice thing to do...

HAHAHAHA!!! I can't even say it with a straight face!
This is why we can't have nice things, darling...

by b_awkward92 January 19, 2018

Nice Person

when you think some one is cool as a friend or to hang around. but you do not find them sexually attractive.

Bob: hey I saw you had a new girl named renae at your work? I seen her from a distance walking into you office. is she hot up close?

Rob: Let's just say shes a nice person....

Bob: ohhh so she is actually kind of cool to be around and shes nice and stuff but you'd never bump uglies with her coz she isnt the best looker?

Rob: thats exactly what I mean Bob. you hit the nail on the head buddy. I wouldnt engage in anything more serious than a casual joke or chate with Renae.

Bob: Well fair enough Rob some people like different things!!

Rob: What are you trying to say shes attractive!?!?

Bob: No that isnt what I meant... I mean I guess I wouldn't say no if she was laying there with her legs spread all over the place?.... you know?

Rob: no I don't fucking know asshole, she is just a nice person! thats all she will ever be! you fucking dipshit! shes a NICE PERSON! you wouldn't touch her even if she did have her cunt lips spread for you to insert your penis into!

Bob: well i donno Bob. I guess you could be right. she isnt that attractive maybe.

Rob: no she isnt you fucking ballbag piece of shit! get away from me before i throw this handfull of smashed assholes at you. get fucked!

Bob: man why do you have to be so violent. your always getting so worked up and angry at me. what is a handful of smashed ass holes anyway?

Rob: yeah sorry man I know. i have this fucked up disease where I chuck the shits for no reason.

Bob: So you gonna introduce me to that new bird or what?

Rob: get fucked you stupid cunt. go and do a summersault through the air and dissapear up your own asshole.

by Jads September 29, 2008

nice try

(v.) A phrase used as a response to another's unworthy chance at a come back when called out.

Levi - "Your complete dork dude...."
Slice -"Yeah, nice try. Why don't you try and think of something innovative you chumpaholic."

by fuckerIdid! April 29, 2003

niceness

Really good. Often used in excitement/upon hearing good news.

-"I've got tickets for T in the Park next month!"
-"Niceness!"

by brendan September 5, 2004

Nice Guy

A man who places women on a pedestal and thinks that because he is nice to a woman is "owed" some form of attention or love. Often clingy. When relationships fails, blames women for not liking "nice guys" instead of realizing his behavior and pedestal-placing is what gets him rejected.

See other examples of "Nice Guy" that take a sympathetic view.

by GarrettHawke February 3, 2012

Nice Tates

A common phrase openly stated by the typical man, its meaning applies to two specific scenario. The first and more common one being when a woman with a fantastic set of funbags, despite having a "great personality", walks by a man who catches a glimpse of the glorious sight and will happily proclaim "Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice TATES!", expressing his joy. The second meaning is derived from the great sense of satisfaction a man gets when he imagines what a pair of nice tates would look like pressed against his face, for when something cool or awesome happens, it becomes more than acceptable to state "Niiiice Tates" as a means of defining the awesome/cool moment.

Example 1

Dude1: "Dude check out the hot bitch wearing the soaking wet white tank-top!!!"

Dude2: "Shes got some Nice Tates!!!"

Example 2

Nadsack: "Niiiiiiiiiiice Tates!"

Chick: "Excuse me???"

Nadsack" *gets scared girly look his face "Oh im sorry! I wasnt talkin bout u! It was just the moment!"

Girl: "Ur such a loser, get a haircut."

by cockjuggling thundercunt February 21, 2010