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Tarp Monkey

Creepy guy usually found in parents dark basement surfing porn sites because that’s as close as he’ll ever get.
Tarp under computer chair to catch body fluids.
Check that douche by the bar, probably a tarp monkey.
by rockkid June 29, 2011
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exposition monkey

A character in a story or play who is there not for his/her character development or role in the story, but solely for the purpose of providing exposition to the audience.
Any time two minor characters in a Shakespearean play have a conversation not about themselves, but about others. Examples are found in Macbeth (2.4, 3.6), where the exposition monkey is the Old Man (and sometimes Ross); Merchant of Venice (2.8, first half of 3.1), where the exposition monkey is Solanio, Salarino, and Salerio. Some television characters serve this function as well as being regular characters. For example, Donna Moss on The West Wing.
by Smushey February 10, 2013
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Dumping Monkey

The man defecates on the woman's chest. The woman throws it back at the man. He beats on his chest and yells 'oh oh oh I'm the dumping monkey!'
I'm swinging from a tree tonight like I'm a dumping monkey - oh oh oh!
by WFTR November 1, 2013
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southern monkey

An alcoholic beverage containing Southern Comfort, 99 Bananas, and Orange juice. Created by a married couple in Elkhart Indiana
Man I went to my brothers party and drank some of his wifes invention called southern monkey, it was so good!
by M.C. Mickey Gee December 13, 2013
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slug monkey

A theoretical state of being lubricated/greased so much that you look like a slug had a monkey's babies. It's also a term for a gay person. Because they always use too much lube.
"I'm gonna grease you up like a slug monkey and throw you down a barrel" *read in thick southern accent*
by slugmonkey2 February 13, 2014
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barbarian monkey

Wow, I can't believe he just said that!! He's a real barbarian monkey.
by Cory Staats June 2, 2014
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freezer monkey

I knew the McCain/Palin campaign was doomed to failure because nobody would want a freezer monkey in the White House.
by Balke2 July 1, 2014
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