tea money

when you have no food or money for food and you’re completely broke and sad

where’s my tea money at?

by teamoneylad May 7, 2019

rat money

Harrison’s money, ratty and most likely drug money.

Oh my god, look at Harrison’s rat money!

by Beggars September 2, 2019

club money

The act of spewing noxious fumes from your anal snapper.

Christ almighty don have you dropped you’re fucking club money.

by Ginger Barbarian. May 18, 2018

money motivator

Self made, money maker a go getter. All about making money. Money talks and i listen. Motivated by money

Bee's all about her money.. she is a m$m a real money motivator.

by Queen B33 April 12, 2017

Money-raped

to be taken advantage of financially due to being intoxicated, in distress, or otherwise under the influence of an alternative mind-altering substance

example: Seeking out and advertising cookie sales to high college students is money-rape. However, selling cookies outside a dispensary is not, as the consumer would likely not be under the influence when needing to travel to and from the dispensary.

The underage guy at the concert was money-raped when he asked a couple of 21+ girls to buy him beer with his credit card, and they bought themselves some drinks as well without prior agreement to do so.

by franc_furter March 31, 2021

Money Shorts

A synonym for athletic shorts, generally basketball shorts. These shorts are a good all-around article of clothing to wear. They are comfortable, easy to wash, can wear around anywhere, easy to remove, and no zipper to get your junk stuck.

Money Shorts are commonly worn just in case a voluptuous woman wants to take them off in a moment's notice. They have quick access to the private parts.

Shawty wanted to play. Good thing I had my money shorts on.

Man: Damnit, I had my junk stuck in my zipper again.

Man2: Good thing I had my money shorts on.

by FunnehMoney January 7, 2013

Money Drop

The Touchdown dance made infamous by Johnny "Money Drop" Manziel and the ESPN announcers. Mimes the act of making singles rain down on a stripper.

Announcer: "Manziel throws for the touchdown!"
Musberger: "That's a Money Drop!!!"

by That boy Rodrick September 16, 2013