silver machine

Something on which one would take a ride which leaves you still feeling mean.
As sung about in the UK no.3 hit single by Hawkwind in 1972 with the now infamous Lemmy, later of Motörhead, on bass guitar and vocals. The song is thought to be based on a time-travelling bicycle or something.

"I just took a ride in a silver machine,
And I'm still feeling mean"

by Cap'n Teeth July 30, 2008

Dutch Drum Machine

A nickname given to any Dutch drummer that plays metal.

Michael from God Dethroned is such a Dutch drum machine!

by Grymnir July 17, 2011

Rage Against The Machine

decent band but were a bunch of hipocryts by being on a majour record label and breaking up over money from wut i hear but also supporting communism and making millions doing so.

ship rage to cuba make them live there they would be baggin for cpitilist USA
when will comunists learns comunism fucks up more than it helps


FUCK CHE

by Rob Chaboyer July 28, 2005

Macintosh

A brand of computers made by apple inc. People tend to buy these pieces of shit because 1. they are retarded at using a computer. 2. Since they are retarded, they have never heard of FREEWARE, so they think that graphic editing is exclusive for mac. 3. They can't take care of a computer worth a flying fuck (open the case and see how much dust has built up), so they blame simple PEBKAC on moronic claims. Now that they have one, they try (and fail miserably) at defending themselves for their own stupidity. They say that mac is innovative (a word they probably don't even know) and try to sound like they know stuff about computers. An easy way to spot this is to ask if nVidia cards work on macs. Because of their lack of computer skills and poor choice of pc, they bash windows and linux users and fail because most people take care of their computer, thereby leading to less problems. They try to claim that macs are the best yet, both windows and linux based pcs' are: faster, more reliable, have assloads of apps, lower prices, are easily upgradeable (and yeah update and upgrade are different so stfu you ignorant POS) and they do believe it or not just work like macs do. Oh and the facts on the mac page at apple are wrong. Considering that fact that 802.11n has been in draft for quite a while and my computer has astonishing speed too. Have you heard of SATA2 which is a high speed hard drive connection?

Seriously, if you're too retarded to use windows or linux, then computers aren't for you.

Person 1: why did you buy a Macintosh?
Person 2: they don't have viruses-
1: neither does linux.
2: whats linux?

by qblasphemy August 15, 2008

Machine Gun Kelly

An ugly idiot who makes the worst some of the worst music ever.
Still not worse than Cardio B

Person 1: Dude, Have you heard of Machine Gun Kelly?
Person 2: Yeah, He makes pretty bad music. I prefer Eminem.

by Entity404 October 7, 2020

Macintosh

A family of desktop and laptop computers from Apple, introduced in 1984. It was the first computer to popularize the graphical user interface (GUI). The combination of Mac hardware and software has been exceptionally consistent over the years, providing an ease of use that Mac users have enjoyed. With a Windows emulator such as Virtual PC, Macs can also run Windows and DOS applications.

Mac User: "Don't you just love it when things just work?!"
PC User: "Really?! Is that possible?"
Mac User: "Oh. Sorry, I forgot you use Windows."

Never ask a man what kind of computer he uses:
If he uses a macintosh, he will tell you.
If he usea a PC, why embarrass him?

by Stephen Rose November 15, 2005

Guacamole Machine

Basically the guacamole machine is when a guy is eating out a girl with a really long clitoris (usually like 5-6 inches long) and lots of feces get clogged up inside her vagina. So while he's eating her out lots of green shit comes out. Usually it's the remains from her menstruation or eggs being "broken" or not taking showers. The taste is that of rotten fish or smelly ass onions that have rotten for months.

Gabby or other shitty girls who don't keep themselves clean in any way and therefore have a guacamole machine.

by N4Sir August 12, 2009