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Jonas brandstrup linnebjerg ripa

I big fat idiot who has a mega smal dick
Jonas brandstrup linnebjerg ripa is a big fat idiot who has a mega smal dick
by Michichet August 13, 2020
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Jonah

Fucking cunt the biggest asshole on earth smokes weed everyday and his penis is as small as my girlfriends nipples.

But I like him
I hate Jonah
by Jonahisgayandhasasmallpenis September 7, 2020
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jonás

That girl is going to be punished by Jonás
by Federicomechochos September 14, 2020
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jonás

Literalmente un dios
Esa chica será castigada por Jonás
by Federicomechochos September 14, 2020
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Jonas

Absolute weeb. Says he isn't but fucking loves JoJo. Kirari stan.
Nobody: ...
Jonas: My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
by Kaede Stan November 14, 2020
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jonahcrab

“Do you know jonahcrab?”
of course he is the best youtuber on the planet
by JonahCrab fan October 3, 2020
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Jonah

OH YES JONAH
by ehgjkfekjredfbregaj October 15, 2020
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