That's me, Kelly Ripa. People think I'm annoying on the Regis and Kelly show, but I have to act that way, really. I mean, no one would watch otherwise since I'm not that smart. I cry a lot.
OMG help, I have all these rugrats and I don't know what to do, I'm supposed to be sexy and beautiful (the ABC ads say so) but I'm just a crying, whining mess here! Someone help. BTW I love this site, cause no one will actually believe this is me, but I get soooooo much relief writing the truth and putting it out in the public, even if it is only on here. Thanks!
by KRC September 11, 2003
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Whiner in IL2 Sturmovik when opponents use joysticks and he doesn't.
Ripa: kev has a nukecannon invincible nostall plane and u call this plane gay?
Ripa: gay kev and his cheat plane
Ripa: if pilot == gay then nostall = 1
by Not Ramza September 1, 2003
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when somebody releases gas from their booty hole and it smells (bad)

(very bad)

>:^)
Maya has ripa doookeyed
it smells (bad)
(very bad)
>:^)
Ripa Doookey smells( bad)
by MAYA,SIENNA,WENDY October 14, 2021
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The lady on the Regis and Kelly show on NBC weekdays at 9Am. Her most common phrase to use is "mmmmmmmmmmm" She answers "mmmmmmmm" to any and every comment made by Regis. Another favorite phrase of hers is "That's funny, or "you know, that's funny"
Regis "I went to the state fair over the weekend"
Kelly Ripa "mmmmmmmmmmmm"
Regis "yes, and my favorite part of the State fairs is......(whatever his favorite is)
Kelly: "mmmmmmmmmmm" you know, that's funny, because I like that too-wull"
(her way of saying the word too)

by Regis fan August 12, 2008
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A variant of owned, used when you've OMGSWERVE'd someone and made them look the fool.

Used like "owned", because we'd all like to be owned by Ripa while she spanked us with a paddle, while dressed like a schoolgirl, and made us lick her legs like a sexy lollipop.
"Hey WT, I appreciate you showing pics of your wang and new Prince Albert.","O RLY?","No, you just got KELLY RIPA'D!!!!"
by Mr Funny October 7, 2006
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The act of removing an adhesive bandage from the penis or scrotum placed over a laceration which occurred while trimming or shaving off pubic hair.
"What the hell is up with Jake? Why is he walking so slowly?"
"Poor Jake! His b.f. won't let him pop 'n flop unless he has a shorn nutsack. But he almost cut off his man-berries last night with a razor!"
"Damn!"
"Oh dude! Just wait! The worst is yet to come! Tonight he has to deal with a nasty Kelly Ripa!!"
"Holy fuck!! Better him than me!!"
by Billy Beck O'Hannity March 31, 2010
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