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tayla: damnnn they're short
jess: taller than your DICK
by dickdestroyer9999000 July 17, 2023
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Jess Conte

shes a great rode model to follow

blessed with great christian qualities

will fight for you because shes got common sense and wisdo
Jess Conte might be a lot smarter than you think
by Happy Christian April 11, 2023
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Jesse

A pathological liar and an all-around asshole. Do not trust or date this person because it will bite you in the ass a few years later.
"Wow, I can't believe Jesse went behind my back like that, they're such a snake."
by sarahluvsu April 17, 2023
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Jesse

Jesse is the guy you want to handle you. 😮 💨
by Bananacreampi2 April 23, 2023
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Jess

A guy who stinks like shit, sits on his ass all day and beats weak girls. Can commonly be found in hoods or trailer parks.
Jess smells like a skunk rolled in shit
by Thejohnson May 1, 2023
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Jesse Sargent

The name of a infamous warrior who let all of the enemies use his anus for their personal pleasure.
I went to visit the museum of Jesse Sargent
by Asphalt eater May 9, 2023
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Jesse

Jesse is the sweetest guy with the biggest- yeah I'm not doing one of those definitions. Instead, I will do two on a couple of popular fictional characters from completely separate franchises.
1: Jesse Bruce Pinkman is a character from Breaking Bad, and he served as protagonist alongside Walter Hartwell White. He is portrayed by Aaron Paul. He worked as a large time meth cook and got enslaved for 6 months. He escaped and went into hiding in Alaska.
2: CT-5597, nicknamed "Jesse" was an ARC Lieutenant serving in the Grand Army of the Republic. He was cloned from the DNA of Mandalorian bounty hunter Jango Fett, and was born on Kamino, like every other clone. He was part of the 501st Battalion led by Jedi General Anakin Skywalker and Clone Commander CT-7567 "Rex". His last battle was the Seige of Mandalore, led by former Jedi Commander and advisor Ahsoka Tano and former Death Watch warrior Bo Katan Kryze. He died on a Republic Venator over an unknown moon whilst trying to execute Commander Tano and Commander Rex under the effects of an inhibitor chip present in every clone brain. Many Star Wars fans know this as "Order 66".
1: The shit that Jesse cooks is the shit yo!
2: Clone ARC Lieutenant Jesse, an Advanced Recon Commando, unfortunately died trying to kill Ahsoka and Rex. Like most clones, he sadly lived up to 19BBY and experienced Order 66, a tragic event that almost wiped out the Jedi.
by CC-8826 August 25, 2023
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