Reddit Cop

A self-appointed internet detective who treats every subreddit or comment thread like a crime scene. Usually spends their time “investigating” gang activity, rap beefs, or conspiracy theories using Google MyMaps, Genius lyrics, and decade-old articles. Loves saying “source?” and “this set isn’t real” while never having left their bedroom.

“Only a Reddit Cop would think a YouTube video from 2014 makes a fake gang like WSDMGC73 ‘active’—mind you, these clowns weren’t even in the video!” — LA local

by RealTalkOnlyFool October 11, 2025

I donate to the cops

What a real baddie says to people who dares to make him angry especially with his country cuties.

Person 1: Hey is it okay if I live here?

Person 2: No I donate to the cops. “The Baddie”
Person 1: Mhm sure you do adopt me!
Person 2: *Punches to Ground* “The Baddie”

by Jaidenslovergirl<3 January 29, 2023

half-cop

a halfbit and a marecop put together

God,Mrs. Thomas is such a half-cop!

by dagangace May 21, 2008

cop word

Word used by people with inferior vocabularies in order to sound offical and educated. usually used many times in one paragraph.

utilize, proactive, paradigm

by annoyed August 25, 2004

Cops

Disgusting pieces of racist shit

Cops are fucking cows bro

by Daddy568 September 6, 2020

Cop In Pocket

When you have committed a crime and you have a cop in your pocket, that means you have a police officer friend who will manipulate police reports to help you avoid arrest or legal accountability for crimes you have bragged about committing.

I got a Cop In Pocket and another Cop On Text, I can do whatever I want.

by SaltiestBastard August 31, 2022

cops water

When cops take a break deepthroating roaring water at the store.

Shopper:I saw that cops water!
Emily:He sure is holding through it.

by OGGetcharDookie February 21, 2021