Hoppin John

When your ass is sweaty, and you’re sitting on a porta John smoking a cigarette, and you flip the cigarette between your legs and the cherry sticks to your balls or taint.

I was shitting and flicked my cigarette on my balls and hoppin johned my ass to the ceiling of the porta John.

by A2theMFC June 7, 2018

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Hopper

A legend of a person who has great knowledge. They are not foolish and have a great sense of humor. They can almost predict the future and that’s why they make certain decisions. Hoppers are amazing and sexy.

Jesus they must be hoppers they are so fine.
Wow they are definitely hoppers, look at them!

by Ciara Roche March 19, 2019

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ovary hopper

when a person hops from girl to girl aka being stuck on her ovaries opposite of nuthopper

damn that dude on blogtv.com was going from room to room hitting on girls hes such an ovary hopper

by nuthopperawareness March 27, 2009

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Twat Hopper

"Twat Hopper"

A woman who likes to sleep around with other women.

"I can't believe she changed and decided to be a twat hopper."

"Whoa, my friend was telling me about how she had sex with 4 girls in one night. I never knew she was a twat hopper."

by DamnDeXx February 12, 2010

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Closet hopping

When a girl dresses up in Lingerie and jumps out of their closest guy friends's closet and gets down and dirty...sort of..she kind of teases them by just BEING there.. you're not suposed to...get down....(since im the 13 year old who made it up)If guys can do it too, but it'd be weird...cuz this was meant for girls y'kno

When i get older im going to go closet hopping to my friends's houses...Hopefully im not raped in this process!

by TheClosetHopperBonnie June 23, 2011

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Yard-Hopping

Getting a large group of people, bringing tents and camping out in a random stranger's yard.

Dude: "Hey, Want to go yard-hopping tonight?"

Other guy: "Hell yea dude!"

by Alacadah May 24, 2012

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Homie-Hopper

A Female Or HOE That Sleeps With EVERY Guy She Sees. She Goes Down And Hops On To The Next Homie In Line!

Ken: Ayee She HOPPED ON ME LAST NIGHT BRO!
Joseph: Hell Nah! Man, She Just Hopped Me TODAY!
Ken: She A SHAME Bro!
Joseph: Hell Yeah, She A Homie-Hopper!

by Barbie997 August 15, 2012

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