hey kitty pspspsps

Mating call to attract Shen Quanrui, the most beautiful white cat to exist

person a : ok what the fuck r u doing?
person b : hey kitty pspspsps (while holding strawberry drink)

person c : uhm I don't think there are any cats here

person b : im mate calling, now calm down, let me retry that again.

by that straight man January 15, 2024

Hey Im Zomee

It's a very cool Roblox youtuber who likes to eat pie.

-"Have you watched Hey Im Zomee recently?"
-"Yeah, man, he's so fat!"

by CoolDude234534534 January 21, 2019

Hey

Hey

Hey

by Your gf😏 April 17, 2021

Hey

When you want a random person to turn attention too you

Hey you forgot your kap

by Liljan December 12, 2016

Hey

Hey is a noun or a word for greeting people

HEY girl wassup.

by 2k._aubrey August 17, 2018

Hi/Hey/Hello

Hello. Do you need a friend?

Don't use the word Hi/Hey/Hello again you sad son of bitch, like are you that depressed you need urban dictionary. Nigga theres nothing here but dickheads, fucktards, and porn addicts so go somewhere else

by MI NAME IS MAN November 12, 2020

hey

a greeting, another word for hi or hello. Also, I know you're just procrastinating that essay. Why do I know? Because I am too. Don't be me kids. Just get the work done and then you'll have free time, and not be so permanently overtired. Go look in a mirror, do you see that purplish blue under your eyes? Pretty color eh? Kinda looks like you got punched in the eye huh? Yeah well procrastination did that to you. Most likely. Fine, procrastination did that to me and I should be the one looking in the mirror, I know. BUT BRUHHH...yeah I can't defend myself.

The verrrry small logical and smart part of my brain: hey! stop looking up useless things you already know and do the thing you should have done three days ago! please! it's starting to look like i'm just going to die if you keep not sleeping like this....just please....do it.....
me: *typing this*

by 2potatoes November 13, 2022