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Hawking a loogie

Hawking a loogie on someone means that spitting on somebody only means that they hate you and they hope you die. Hawking a loogie is not romantic, or attractive through sexuality. Hawking a loogie is not forplay in sex, it just means the person is spitting on someone that they hope dies.
Did you see Steve Hawking a Loogie on Joseph? He really hates that man.

Why did Joseph hawking a loogie on Jane, he thinks she is such a bitch that does not deserve a raise in her Construction Work pay check.
by AngryAmerican2020 August 8, 2025
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Hawk Tuahitus Disorder

(Disclaimer: This is obviously a joke and shouldn't be taken too seriously)

Hawk Tuahitus Disorder (Pronunciation: Haw-k Too-Ah-eye-tus) (or "HTD" for short) is a mental disorder that shares similarities to "Amogus Syndrome"
It's believed that the disease is linked with the viral internet meme known as "Hawk Tuah", which was made by an influencer that goes by the nickname "Hawk Tuah Girl"

For one to get the disease, they would need a source of media or any other kind of influence to know of the meme's existence
(for example: Twitter/X, Youtube, Instagram, Etc. Or through a conversation with a friend/relative)

Those who suffer from Hawk Tuahitus develop symptoms such as head shaking, mood swings, headaches, auditory hallucinations, anxiety, and Brainrot upon hearing the phrase "Hawk Tuah" or any soundalikes within phrases and sentences
This can be from everyday conversations, work, media, Etc.

If you or a loved one is suffering from HTD, seek a medical professional and be sure to quarantine from any sources of media for at least 1-2 months (depending on how severe the disease is)
Also make sure to inform someone of the condition before making any conversations to prevent cases of a soundalike to the phrase
Friend 1:
"Hey dude, have you heard about this meme lately? The one with the girl saying 'hawk tuah'?"
Friend 2:
"Dude don't mention anything about that, I have Hawk Tuahitus Disorder and I'm trying to recover from it."
Friend 1:
"Ah shit, sorry about that, I'll be sure to avoid talking about it."
by thebrokendoggo December 5, 2024
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Shit Hawk

It's a bird that shits on everything
A seagull is a specialized Shit Hawk
Or if your a bird owner, cute little cockateil or big macaw Shit Hawks
Shit Hawks are a bird that purposely without a care in the world shit everywhere it be a car, sidewalk, your mouth

Why care I can fly away
That my friends is the definition of Shit Hawk
My cockateils are specialized Shit Hawks, never fail to Shit on my shoes.
by PyroPrincess21 March 29, 2022
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Hawk Tuah

An offensive phrase, used to describe the sound of someone spitting.
A: "Aw man I lost to B in a fight"
B: "Hawk Tuah!"
A: "Don't spit on me, that's gross!"
by BouncyBonBon November 22, 2024
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dime hawk

Dime hawk is someone who stands around at a certain place, (i.e. Street,stoop, porch, looking out a window) with the sole purpose of buying a dime bag of pot. Usually the dime hawk doesn't have enough money to buy that pot. So they beg everyone that they see for a dollar.
Me: That dime hawk just got me for a dollar
Mike: Why she need more pot, she just smoked all mine an hour ago
Me: Really? That dime hawk is such burn out.
by Blinded by the light May 19, 2016
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Arabella Hawke

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You have a big Arabella Hawke
by Olly Mc August 30, 2023
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boner hawk

When a person's gaze lingers too long on the groin of a man. Perhaps that person is estimating the size of his penis through his pants.
As that cougar was walking by, she totally boner hawked my junk!
by slobobabe October 12, 2009
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