half chips - half rice

Used to describe someone who enjoys sampling both types of sexual genitalia so much they simply cannot choose a preference, therefore simply enjoying both!

look at him over their, he's definitly half chips - half rice

by Matt Speak August 11, 2006

DUECE and a half

a woman that weighs 250 pounds

nick: thats one fat broad!
mike: yea, she's at least a duece and a half!

by upshotdrums January 16, 2006

Half Cast

Half-cast is a derogatory term to describe a person of mixed race or ethnicity. It is commonly used to refer to people who are white/black. This term is incorrectly believed to have been adopted from the Indian caste system, but 'Cast' comes from the Latin castus, meaning pure, and the derivative Portuguese and Spanish casta, meaning race.

"She married a black man and has three half cast children by him."

by EnglishTea April 30, 2012

Half-Sex

when you're going to have sex but it just doesn't work out. this isn't when neither person has an orgasm... that's just bad sex. half-sex is so much worse. maybe the guy's dick was inside the girl, but really only technically. it doesn't feel good for either party - maybe it just didn't go all the way in, maybe one of you just didn't know what to do, maybe there was an interruption before things could get good, maybe he had whiskey dick - but ultimately it just sucks. No one was enjoying it, and it never even gets close to being pleasurable for either person. Neither partner would classify this as having sex, and they both end up disappointed.

Friend 1 - "Hey, what's your body count again?"
Friend 2 - "Just one - Tom!"
Friend 1 - "but you definitely slept with Mark too, shouldn't it be at least at two?"
Friend 2 - "Mark was just half sex, so I don't bother counting it."
Friend 1 - "What's half sex?"
Friend 2 - "Well, since he had whiskey dick and his roommate walked in before we did anything worthwhile,. it wasn't even real sex, it was just half-sex."
Friend 1 - "oh! I am so sorry, half sex is the WORST."

by thom216 May 3, 2016

Half-Baked Potato

When you're sportin' a blunt and having sex at the same time, delicately place an uncooked potato up the poop shoot of the broad being ravishly fucked. Upon reaching sexual climax, engage in in a swift punch to the gooch, which will in turn force the potato out of the anus in order to be placed into the oven for 30 minutes or until golden brown.

I was hungry and in the mood for a fucking so i grabbed this dumb cunt and gave her a half-baked potato.

by Bidd Boys January 25, 2009

half-pipe

noun, meaning a penis that is not fully erect, but half-way.

It was horrible when I had to walk in front of the class with a half-pipe hanging out.

by Jonathan and Carl January 9, 2004

half-turn

verb: to half-turn, performing a half-turn
noun: a half-turn
The act of turning around and looking in an irritated way (possibly with rolling your eyes) to the person in the seat behind you, as a result of his noise-making.

*sitting in a movie theater, talking*
Asshole #1: shushh!
Me: dude, did that guy just shush me?
*Asshole #2 half-turns*
Me: Oh man, that guy just half-turned me, let's be quiet now.

by LA-Z-BOY & Blackburn August 25, 2007