2 definitions by Matt Speak

Tijuana two step

The two step dance jigged en route to the toilet after a particularly spicy meal - The dance is always performed with clenched buttocks to prevent the spray of rusty water and a look of distress is often worn on the face of the performer.

Jesus! that vindaloo was a real ringstinger, i was dancing the Tijuana two step all bloody day!

by Matt Speak August 11, 2006

half chips - half rice

Used to describe someone who enjoys sampling both types of sexual genitalia so much they simply cannot choose a preference, therefore simply enjoying both!

look at him over their, he's definitly half chips - half rice

by Matt Speak August 11, 2006