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Half-Sex 

when you're going to have sex but it just doesn't work out. this isn't when neither person has an orgasm... that's just bad sex. half-sex is so much worse. maybe the guy's dick was inside the girl, but really only technically. it doesn't feel good for either party - maybe it just didn't go all the way in, maybe one of you just didn't know what to do, maybe there was an interruption before things could get good, maybe he had whiskey dick - but ultimately it just sucks. No one was enjoying it, and it never even gets close to being pleasurable for either person. Neither partner would classify this as having sex, and they both end up disappointed.
Friend 1 - "Hey, what's your body count again?"
Friend 2 - "Just one - Tom!"
Friend 1 - "but you definitely slept with Mark too, shouldn't it be at least at two?"
Friend 2 - "Mark was just half sex, so I don't bother counting it."
Friend 1 - "What's half sex?"
Friend 2 - "Well, since he had whiskey dick and his roommate walked in before we did anything worthwhile,. it wasn't even real sex, it was just half-sex."
Friend 1 - "oh! I am so sorry, half sex is the WORST."
Half-Sex by thom216 May 3, 2016

Half-Sex 

When a guy stick his dick only part of the way into the girls vagina. The guy doesn't cum inside the girl either. But it is done in the same way as sex with hip thrusts and moaning from both parties.
Yo dude!!! I had half-sex last night on the couch in my Living room!!
Half-Sex by s2vash January 27, 2008

Half Sex 

The act of 'full sex' but stopping halfway through without either person having an orgasm.
A quickie behind the mall in your car would be considered "half sex"
Half Sex by HalfSex man March 8, 2009

Half-ass sex

When you stick only the head of your penis in so you dont rip their asshole
Dude i had half-ass sex with a 17 year old girl......and it was in the shower
Half-ass sex by FEU December 25, 2007

Sexagesimal E.T. Dreidel-spinning Finger Fucking Double Shaft Licking Half Foot Mouth Party 

A sex position involving 6 girls and 1 guy, where each member has an active role in pleasuring said male.
There are two females positioned at each station: the penis, the fingers, and the mouth.
One girl takes on the shaft while the other takes on the head.

One girl takes each arm and puts the male's fingers in any hole possible. Preferably both use the same hole to give the scene a symmetric view.

Lastly, two girls use their tongues and lips on the entirety of the guy's mouth. By the end of the session, there should be no spit in his mouth that belongs to him.

This is a great position to use when you simply have too many girls to attend to at once. If you happen to have more girls, you can place them on your stomach and chest - work anything out. I prefer to have them just sit there, until the point when I lose my breath and succumb more to the ladies positioned at the fingers.
If you would so desire, any extra girls can work on the feet.

Simply add +1 to the name of this position for each extra girl you have, up to +3. Anyone who has 10 girls at once could risk their performance during the exercise, so please use caution.
Last night I used the sexagesimal E.T. dreidel-spinning finger fucking double shaft licking half foot mouth party +2 with my lady friends. It is now my favorite position, and I refuse to use anything else.