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Green Country 

Northeastern Oklahoma; also commonly referred to as "the 918."
"Where the hell is Green Country?"
"Oklahoma, you idiot."

Green Ballooned

To be punched, choked and slapped around, etc. during rough sex while the dominant partner ignores your pleas to stop. MO Speaker Rod Jetton was accused of assault and battery of a woman one night after his divorce. He later said it was her fault that she was beaten without her consent because she didn't use the safe word, "Green Balloons".
"Lucy got green ballooned last night after an S and M sexcapade gone wrong."

John: "Dude, what happened Eric? You look all beat up."
Eric: "Yeah, Emily green ballooned me. I'm pressing charges on that bitch."
Green Ballooned by Snusnu December 21, 2009

green socks 

having weed in your socks
Dude 1: Yo how did you get the weed from NYC to DC?

Dude 2: I flew with green socks dude.
green socks by greensmoke147 January 9, 2010

green leaf 

hey give me some of that green leaf
green leaf by Koolaid720 October 3, 2011

Green Beaned

Discovering, after initiating the performance of oral sex on female partner, that she is suffering from a severe case of Gonorrhea or Chlamydia.
Roger picked up a prostitute on the way home from the bar on Tuesday. He paid her $20 to perform oral on her. Unfortunately, once he got down on her and got a good taste going in his mouth, he discovered he had been Green Beaned and tossed her ass out of his car. He stopped by the walk in clinic on the way home.
Green Beaned by Eaton Holgoode September 28, 2015

Green apple slushie 

When a girl has clamidea and your eating her out, green liquid starts spewing out and you keep eating her out.
I gave ur mom a green apple slushie