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Funnelling

The intentional manipulation of human consciousness by various forms of technology. Whether the goal is to turn someone into a product purchaser, a dogmatic activist, or a political operative, a variety of suggestive PSYOPS are employed to engage and direct someone's thoughts and actions. Without even recognizing how it happened, they wake up one morning ready to buy something they don't need, or ready to take action on behalf of a cause or a political party. No longer in control of their own choice-making, they are now at the mercy of the individual and/or organization that is funnelling their consciousness.
My friend eventually realized that someone with access to his devices was funnelling his consciousness for nefarious purposes.
by Enrealment September 23, 2024
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Funeral dildo

A communal sex toy (frequently a family heirloom) used to alleviate grief in times of mourning.
Aunt Enya stood by her husband's casket, tears cascading down her grief-stricken face as the wails of the women in the family filled the room. The air was heavy with sorrow, the weight of loss palpable in the mournful atmosphere.

Amidst the sorrow, a whispered secret emerged, passed down through generations - the ancient family "funeral dildo." Shock and disbelief clouded Enya's eyes as the women, consumed by grief, revealed the taboo object. In their shared pain, they sought solace in the forbidden comfort it offered.

One by one, the women took turns, finding a bittersweet release in their shared act of defiance against death's cruel grip. Enya watched, her heart heavy with a mix of shock and understanding. Even Nana Val, her frail body confined to a Victorian wheelchair, found temporary respite from her own suffering. As the night wore on, the echoes of grief softened, replaced by a fragile sense of peace.

In that moment, amongst the tears and whispered confessions, Aunt Enya found a glimmer of hope in the midst of her despair. The mourning dildo, with its taboo allure, had woven a strange tapestry of healing through the tangled threads of grief, binding the women together in a shared, sacred moment of release.
by sad grandma November 22, 2024
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Funger

When someone is bored, with nothing else to do, they can get Fungry, (hungry for fun) making them do things they would normally do with another person. For example: Watching ahead in a tv show or a movie when watching with a friend or family member, or starting a game with another person while the person they were going to play with is busy.
You can solve world Funger by giving the Fungry people something to do.
by Flem Flam December 29, 2024
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funnel cake

a cake white inbred hick southerners eat whilst inbreeding with their trailer trash cousins
look at Daryl! feeding funnel cake to his cousin Charlene so he can bang her later! ewww!
by Gollywobble May 1, 2025
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Funeral Fingers

The act of fingering your friend after she went to a funeral just because she needed a release.
He gave me the funeral fingers after my aunt died, I Needed it.
by blackestbaby March 10, 2026
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Funerastic

"pretending to be fantastic while feeling dead inside"
"When he asked how I was doing, I said 'funerastic'—because 'dead inside but smiling' was too long."
by TrueHog May 19, 2025
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Funeral

1. a sermon delivered at a funeral.
2. a procession of mourners at a burial.
1. "the community would call him to preach the funeral"
2. "her funeral had to pass"
by Arminkshipper May 19, 2025
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