family fun time

When your family only consists of two consenting adults, preferably married or in a long term relationship, and it's time to bone down. Often useful as a suggestion when in front of others, but without saying "let's go have sex now."

Before we go have dinner with those people, we need some family fun time.

Oh, I'm sorry, we won't be able to make it to church this Sunday. We have family fun time scheduled all morning.

by ChimmieChanga January 21, 2015

Alabama family reunion

When you and the rest of your family gather together on a nice country night and proceed with a loud and proud family orgy.

Can't wait for Easter! I always loved Alabama family reunions!!

by yourcousinkeith April 2, 2019

Mississippi Family Time

Fucking your sister doggy style and while your mom is fingering you asshole.

Man, you're so redneck I bet you consider Mississippi Family Time a good way to spend a Saturday.

by world champ crapper May 27, 2010

Cambodian Mobster Family

Cambodian Mobster Family, is a gang that was known as Crazy Mob Family at first but then changed into Cambodian Mobster Family AKA C.M.F

Cambodian Mobster Family!

by SouthPhilly9thStreet ! June 10, 2010

Alabama Family Tree

A family tree in which the parents continue to produce a daughter and a son, that get married to each other and also have a daughter and a son, this continues. The family tree ends up looking like two vertical straight lines next to each other.

He has such a diverse background, almost like the opposite of an Alabama family tree

by Stoven Logg January 11, 2017

Bass Trombone Family

A group of quasi-retarded geniuses who inherit the younger generation of bass trombonists that have begun to attend the school where the older bass trombone generation currently resides. They are classified in the same way normal families are. I.e. son, father, grandson, grandfather, great grandson, Great Grand Father.

"The bass trombone family here are all retarded geniuses!"
"The best Studio here is the bass trombone families studio!"
"The new kid is coming next semester, son. Your going to be a dadddy and i'll be a grandpappy!"

by Bassminusb May 15, 2007

family ties

you are so cute when you're dumb and
you are so cute when you're smart

"she said she was going to handle her family ties with great care"

by Krkič September 19, 2020