Drug Fairy 

A character used by police to sarcastically explain where the perpetrator’s drugs originated when the latter denies knowing of said existence.

Tyrone: I swear that ain’t my crack.
Sgt. Peters: Oh of course! The drug fairy placed it there, I believe you.

Drug Fairy by Rice_Cracker May 8, 2018

Dairy Fairy 

A young gay man involved with dairy promotion, usually the cohort of a dairy princess, state or county level. He helps her with her tiara and hands out the cheese while listening to Elton John and Cher.

Who's that well dressed guy giving out cheese with the dairy princess??

Oh, that's her Dairy Fairy.

Dairy Fairy by dirtycommiepinko December 13, 2009

tooth fairy 

Shits without a sound and tinkles without a splatter because it is air.

Look under Bevin.

tooth fairy by poo poo August 2, 2003

finger fairy 

Sleeping with your partner

And waking up in the middle of the night with a visit from the finger fairy in the ass hole :)

I had a great experience last night with vali finger fairy

I was rubbing her up in my dreams and then woke up with my finger in her ass as she really liked it xx

finger fairy by Calabrit June 27, 2016

blue fairy 

A man or woman that gives relief to a man experiencing Blue Balls. It is a reference to Pinnochio's nose being a metaphor for getting an erection. It is also known as 'Blue Balls Fairy'.

Guy 1: Dude, my girlfriend's been blue balls-ing me for weeks now so her mom ended up being my blue fairy. Giggity.

Guy 2: Prodigious.

blue fairy by MessengerofDongacleese December 19, 2014

Trash Fairy 

a work-mate who uses your stuff and leaves his trash on your desk on a daily basis. He is usually short in height, a closet queen and obnoxiously all over the place, catching everyone's attention.

"what the fuck! who used my desk?! ah shit! the trash fairy strikes again!"

Trash Fairy by onidhsoj December 5, 2011

shoot a fairy 

Shooting wade berard.

Woa dude i just shot a fairy. (wade)

shoot a fairy by your master January 13, 2005