eat a car

flip out/ freak out/ spaz

My mom would eat a car if she knew about that party.

by mass attack March 1, 2010

Eating a bat

Ruining, destroying and fucking up everything.

A: I’m gonna blindly invest in stocks
B: Man, you are eating a bat

by MrDrProfessorUsername March 28, 2020

Eat it or fuck it

A type of would you rather where someone gives one noun and everyone else has to choose whether they would eat it or fuck it.

Blue waffle. Eat it or fuck it?

by jagans October 4, 2011

eating lemons

Hockey slang for when a player can't score in a shoot out

"I get the feeling I'm gonna get good at eating lemons this season."
-"What's your record so far?"
"2 for 14...."
-"Yupp, enjoy those lemons!"

by Dangler19 October 6, 2013

eating hole

Most commonly refers to the mouth where food is put when being eaten.

Can also apply to the anus or vagina which can be "eaten out" and are holes.

"Shut up and put that food in your eating hole!"

"I've eaten out of her eating hole before and it was nasty"

"In order to infinitely consume the solar anus, she worshiped his eating hole"

by AbcdefgfedcbA February 14, 2008

Eat the apple

When someone do something so bad and unforgivable that make him go to hell.

Oh this dude killed his dog, he eat the Apple

by Atchu chya April 13, 2020

eating cookies

when a dude and a girl are kissing uncontrollably and someone catches them...

Roommate 1: on the bed kissing and making out with her boyfriend
Roommate 2: Walks in with her boyfriend and catches them and yells...eww yall eating cookies?!

by Tata & Moni March 14, 2005