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Great Depression

When a massive boner derived from a grower finishes its business and deflates back into a pitiful toddler peen, quietly disappointing its otherwise proud owner.
"I'm telling you, dude; it was the best uncreative college-age cowgirl sex of my life, but then I splooged and the Great Depression struck."
by BarnieBruh January 12, 2018
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Depression

There are different types of depression.

It is a feeling of hopelessness with no vigour for life. Usually accompanied with extreme anxiety, over-analysis of past situations. There is always a cause.
A child living in an abusive family with no way out and/or being bullied may feel extremely anxious and alone and attention seek to obtain the love they are not getting at home, either by cutting or fighting or being a drama queen or getting obsessive over things or looking for an older partner to take of her.
A rape victim or person from a sexually abusive relationship may have a more hidden type of depression where they plan to kill themselves but pretend to be happy and normal on the outside around those closest to them following the rape. A survivor of rape, several years on might be more open about his or her feelings in regard to this and show more obvious signs of their depression.
Someone who has experienced an abortion as the result of sexual abuse might have a long term alienation and confusion over their life and a more subtle form of ongoing depression they don't really talk about.
A lot of people with depression are considered selfish and self-centred, which is an ignorant way of looking at that person. If someone has horrendous problems, of course they're going to be depressed over them.
by Jessie.00193 June 23, 2013
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depression

When your down, blue in the depeche-mood or whatever. Only known remedy to man is beer.
I'm so depressed, where's the beer?
by The Tangoman September 19, 2004
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The Great Depression

Eric: 1 swamp donkey 2 swamp donkey 3 swamp donkey...
Boo: Hey man its The Great Depression!!
by boo-shawn. February 3, 2009
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T.D.S. or Tim Deflection Syndrome

T.D.S. is a little-known syndrome that manifests itself usually during online forum discussions of a political nature. While sharing the same initials as the famous "Trump Derangement Syndrome," it is loosely related to "Trump Derangement Syndrome" in that discussions regarding Trump end up being "deflected" to an unrelated topic, hence "Tim Deflection Syndrome." It can happen with any case at any time, though.
T.D.S or Tim Deflection Syndrome
Non-T.D.S or Tim Deflection Syndrome discussion flow -

Person A - "Did Trump say the election was rigged?"
Person B in response to Person A - "Yes, I believe Trump did say the election was rigged."

T.D.S or Tim Deflection Syndrome discussion flow -
Person A - "Did Trump say the election was rigged?"
Person B(inflicted with T.D.S. or Tim Deflection Syndrome) in response to Person A - "How about those Dodgers?!?"
by JChar!es March 5, 2022
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kronic bitch depression

when your very depressed that your woman (Bitch) has left your sorry ass for someone who can do a better job at pleasin her.
Nick: Whats wrong with tim? why's he cryin??
Justin: He just lost his girl to ken down the street...
Nick: oh damn, he must be suffering from Kronic Bitch Depression!!!
by JAnton November 6, 2007
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Depression

The feeling where you are drowning and watching people above you with life vests on.
The feeling where you think you're useless to the world and the people around you
The feeling of not being good enough
The feeling of being insecure about who you are
The feeling of feeling useless
The feeling where there is nothing inside your soul, and it's just empty.
The feeling of not wanting to live in the hell you are forced to live in
The feeling of wanting to end your life.
Person 1: dude, what's wrong with you?
Depressed person: nothing
Person 1: I know there is something wrong
Depressed person: dude, I'm just tired.
Person 1: just tell me.
Depressed person: depression
Person 1: I know what that feels like.....
Depressed person: no you don't. You know what depression feels like? Not being good enough, feeling useless and worthless, and wanting to end your life. Did that answer your question
by Nobody here March 14, 2015
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