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Girth Day

Girth Day occurs every May 1. It is a day to honor those among us that are Girthier than the average man. Examples of honorees include: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jean Baptista, and Ron Jeremy.
by jmn3813 May 23, 2011
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Outside Day

The time period in which World of Warcraft servers are down for maintenance usually Tuesday 3:00 am - 11:00 am PST. During this time the players do activities that require them to leave the house: such as grocery shopping, paying the internet bill, and going to best buy to hit on chicks. Outside Day usually ends with all the players participating in Wintergrasp fighting for the right to do vault of Archavon, commonly refereed to as "Big Money VOA Tuesday."
I'm really looking forward to Outside Day this week, I'm running low on food.
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mother's day

1). A day in which women who somehow managed to punch out a couple of kids feel entitled to flowers, cards, candy, balloons, bears and other meaningless gifts.

2.) Yet another "holiday" Hallmark, FTD and See's Candy conspired to invent in order to sell products in what would be a month otherwise void of an actual gift giving holiday (see: Christmas and December ).

3). A day in which the women in your family *say* they only wish you to acknowledge with your love and perhaps doing the dishes when they actually want their children, husbands or boyfriends to give them flowers, candles, dinners etc...
Girl: What's you get your mom for Mother's Day?

Guy: A hug.

Girl: ouch...what's she have to say about that?

Guy: not so much...
by urbanr0cker May 12, 2008
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valentines day

A Day created by Satan and the greeting card companies.
Satan:Hmmm... how can I make the world an even worse place, Hmm... I KNOW! I'll make a day to make all single people feel like shit by pretending it's about love.
Greeting card company: THAT'S A GREAT IDEA! we'll call it valentines Day.
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day tripper

A one-way ticket, yeah. It took me soo-o-oo long to find out. I found out. Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo.
She was a day tripper.
by Beryl Schragger November 13, 2003
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Dre Day

Dre Day was Eazy-E's pay day.
Dre Day was a song made by Dr. Dre that dissed Eazy-E, However, due to current contractual agreements to Eazy-E 50 cents of every Dr. Dre album sold went into Eazy's Pocket.
But Dre Day only made Eazy's pay day, all of a sudden Dr. Dre is the G thing but on his old album covers he was a she thing.
by Rumchug September 13, 2004
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Day Drinking

the act of drinking on a patio between the hours of noon and 6 , preferably on a Saturday or Sunday.
Danny is day drinking at South Congress Cafe....lets go join her.
by Dannyc12345 March 24, 2010
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