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Old neck cracker

A crazy old man who is a pest or burden. Someone who is crazy or nuts, someone who is psychotic,schizophrenic,manic, deranged, insane, bizarre or weird.
- that crazy old neck cracker is pretty weird, it's best to leave him alone.
- old neck cracker wake up, you can't be drunk in the middle of the street.
- leave that old crazy neck cracker alone.
- the county should help all these old neck crackers find a home, instead of letting them live on the street.
by Equal crack April 6, 2016
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Lindsey Graham Cracker

1. (Verb) To give an misogynistic, borderline-hysterical political performance for the benefit of a legislative body and/or a well-connected sexual predator.

2. (Noun) A sniveling, closeted Republican hack from South Carolina.
1. "Jerry's speech at the town meeting sure was over-the-top -- what kind of a person argues AGAINST 18 U.S.C. § 2250 (Failure to register)? Someone there should tell him there's no point in Lindsey Graham Cracker-ing federal law!"

2. New cadets at the Citadel beware: often, older men claiming to offer "special mentorship" and invitations off campus to drink mint juleps are nothing more than Lindsey Graham Crackers lying in wait.
by Public Publius October 11, 2018
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Lindsey Graham Cracker

Senator Lindsey Graham’s new nickname after the Kavanaugh debacle.
That good ol’ Confederate white boy, Lindsey Graham Cracker, will have his ass voted straight out of the Senate at the next election.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 5, 2018
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christ onna cracker

christ onna cracker (Adverb): an expression of supreme condemnation of the act of another; a denouncement; a castigation
Christ onna cracker, locking yourself out of the house twice in one day is fucking brainless.
by Pinkie_Flamingo March 21, 2011
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upper cracker

A fart that exits through the upper butt crack region.
Damn girl, that fart was slappy. I think it was an upper cracker.
by Captain Wieb March 13, 2014
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water cracker

Do you see how fast Chad is swimming?! Look at that water cracker go!
by Spookiest Jim October 5, 2018
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Poo Cracker

Another word for a fart.

To break wind.

The sound that comes from ones butt as wind passes a shit.
Who did a poo cracker?

That poo cracker stinks!

Your breath smells like a poo cracker!

You smell like a poo cracker.

The moron smells like poo cracker all the time in class.

I love the smell of my own poo crackers.
by Fortnite God BTW June 1, 2019
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