copsplaining

when a law enforcement officer (COP) rambles on making up some BS to try to make him sound like he knows what hes talking about when he actually doesn't

an officer is COPSPLAINING when they say things like:
is for my pretection that you take your hands out of your pockets.....
they don't want you here in this public building so you have to leave and we can trespass you.....
you can't record them in public they have a right to privacy

by auditing the police April 20, 2024

Cornstar

A slang term for a skilled farmer who specializes in cultivating and harvesting corn, often regarded as a star within the agricultural community for their expertise in corn production.

Sarah's unparalleled expertise in corn cultivation has earned her the title of cornstar among local farmers.

by byteveil May 2, 2024

Corbsessive

Combination of ‘Corbyn’ & ‘Obsessive’.

A neurological disorder where people that dislike the former UK Labour Party leader Jeremy Corbyn, and obsessively bring him into conversation whenever they feel lonely or unfulfilled.

“He calls himself a Blairite, but he’s actually just Corbsessive”

by Kid Starver May 11, 2024

Corns

Meaning "go to the corner" when you've done something cringe

"Mr Durnell!!! We had homework due today don't forget"
"Corns kid...."

by daveydotes May 15, 2024

Copsucker

Somebody sucking too much policemen dick

Back the blue!
Shut up copsucker

by D Flawless May 22, 2024

Cornsnapper

Ones butthole after eating a much corn.

(Ex: shooting full chunks of corn out of one’s anus after Thanksgiving dinner)

My cornsnapper is screaming after eating the hella corn chowder from grandma’s house.

by The Korn Kings June 28, 2024

corkscrewed

When you pump so many drugs into one spot it feels like someone's pulling a corkscrew out of it

Friend one "Did you hear Jayson ODed after getting absolutely corkscrewed last night"
Friend two "Damn I hope he gets better soon"

by itsjaylol December 3, 2024