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captain obvious

One who dons this name is one who confronts falsity with the glaringly patent nature of truth.
CaptObvious battles liberalism on the perspectives forums:


fecklessboy: Opinions are what generate life

CaptObvious: I’m certain science disagrees.
by CaptObvious fan June 1, 2005
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Captain midnight

Mory Fadiga.

also see Rashad White
Yo' Mory smile so i can see u...thanks captain midnight!!
by patrick flame November 3, 2004
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Captain Marvel

Captain Marvel is a comic book superhero, originally published by Fawcett Comics and now owned by DC Comics. Created in 1939 by artist C.C. Beck and writer Bill Parker, the character first appeared in Whiz Comics #2 (Feb, 1940).

A movie was made March 8, 2019 and it was horrible. The entire movie gave off fake-feminism energy and entitled critics to say:

“It’s hard to remember Captain Marvel because it was boring.” -A.S. Hamrah, August 15, 2019

“Women and fans of female heroes deserved better than Captain Marvel (a mediocre entry in the Marvel Cinematic Universe).” -Nathaniel Rogers, August 8, 2019

“Awful, worst marvel movie yet.” -Valeria T.

“Bland and soul-less movie.” -Ian B.

“Wannabe Superman/Green Lantern/ Wonder women.” -Ashraful M.

“Definitely the saltine cracker of the Marvel industry. In summary, it sucked.” -Kayliana Scott

If you were planning to see this movie, good luck! It had a 53% audience rate. It was more of a filler for the next movie anyway.
Sam: Hey, have you seen Captain Marvel, the movie, yet?
Alex: I was going to because I love all of Marvel Comic Universe’s Movies, but I just saw the trailer and change my mind.
Sam: Good thinking. You don’t even need to see it to understand the Marvel finale anyway.
by (***AnonymouslyAnonymous***) November 1, 2019
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Captain save a Ho

The new generation Prince Charming from the fairytale books. Someone who specializes in making expensive whores out of regular women.

Something Trick Daddy would call Puff Daddy.
Donald Trump is a Captain Save a Ho. His wife looks like she has a plastic number 5 stuck in her ass, or she might just be waiting for the check to clear.
by anon March 1, 2005
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Captain Winky

A large amount of "childrens" books actually written for Adults.
Captain winky and the furry bush
by Princess Broken Butterfly April 24, 2007
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captain morgan

A variant of the dirty sanchez, performed when one's female sex partner is on the rag. While engaged in sex from the rear position (either vaginal or anal - your choice), a finger is inserted in her bloody snatch and a red moustache is drawn on her face. Tasty!
I waited until our second date to explain the captain morgan to my girlfriend.
by Mike Oxlong April 9, 2004
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captain kirk

A guy who supports, both financially and emotionally, a marginally attractive female with few redeeming qualities. Mainstream origins derive from a Master P song. In common usage, it's highly synonymous with caker.
"Damn, Nick is always with Amy, taking her out, buying her shit. And that girl is busted! What a Captain Kirk!"
by MSR27 April 14, 2006
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