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Bed Beating

The act of dry humping ones mattress for hours until completion.
DUDE did you hear about Ethan? they found him bed beating himself to sleep!"
by Red D. Mungus August 20, 2025
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Late Night Meat Beating Materiel

It's basically just the materiel you use to masturbate, when you are lonely at night, and regular porn doesn't fill that depressing loneliness. Imagine you are lonely and you can't cum, and you really need to feel plesure, after having a hard day. What do you do? You try something different. Often consisting of all sorts of hentai, or in very special cases, two dwars shitting in each others assholes.
Person 1: Do you have something i can beat my meat to at night?
Person 2: Yea, i have some late night meat beating materiel you can use.
Person 1: Thanks, my masturbation was getting a bit stale.
by Stonecool October 23, 2017
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Kamikaze ass beating

When someone is asking for an ass beating just so they can call the police and press charges
Dam don’t beat his ass he’ll just call police ignore him his a kamikaze ass beating
by Master d.j June 17, 2018
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are we breaking up?

I haven't seen you in a long time. You haven't returned my texts with the speed you normally do. You seem like you are kind of distant when we talk or text. Usually said to someone you are clearly not in a relationship with.
I haven't heard from you all day. Are we breaking up?
by muscratgrrl August 22, 2018
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She was breathing

Originates from the famous if she breathes, she is a thot.
Breathing therefore is the urban verb for acting like a slut.
"She was breathing a lot on that party last night."
"Yo help me out, this girl is breathing all over me."
by ItsMeImDoingIt November 25, 2018
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i am breaking up with you

when a girls says this shes a thot and a bich
girl:i am breaking up with you

boy: ok thot
by nbvb May 3, 2019
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African beef beating

When the male is receiving head he will proceed to pull out and nut while simultaneously beating the female mercilessly with his colossal cock
Last night my girlfriend let me hit her with an African beef beating, it was awesome
by Nickarsen04 April 7, 2019
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