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eternal bond

when a girl and a boy take each a piece of string and insert each one end in their asshole and one in their vagina/penis and tie a knot with those two pieces of string
that knot is an eternal bond
Bro:yo bro how much do you love your girlfriend?
Me:we had a three hour long eternal bonding session.
by Tiganu February 26, 2025
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sleep bond

the act of requiring someone to go to sleep when it's past midnight
please pick someone else to sleep bond, I will stay awake no matter what you say
by echkno July 18, 2025
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Mitch Bond maneuver

When her bush velcro's to your neckbeard while eating her cooch
I was eating her hairy roast beef and i accidentally pulled the Mitch Bond maneuver.
by bighossrango October 30, 2025
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Freudian Blunder

A freudian blunder Is when a person makes a personal statement and regrets It later or in most cases, instantly.
Person A: "I think Hannah Is hot as hell!!"
Person B: "Dude, thats my sister"
Person A: "Damn, what a *freudian blunder*"
by SP00NM4N November 6, 2025
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Food stamp bondage

When you're too poor to afford even the shoddiest rope and chains but too kinky to ignore the calling, you throw together some makeshift bondage gear with whatever's laying around.
Jack: "Make sure you pick up some rope from the hardware store on the way home. We're going to have some fun tonight."
Jill: "Hold on there, Mr. Rockefeller. We're going to have to use some of that food stamp bondage if we want to eat for the rest of the month."
by DeadlyWithAMap November 14, 2015
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Bobcat Boner Blunder

This one is simple, it is when a cat mistakes your boner for a mouse so it jumps and attacks it ferociously until it bleeds.
1. Hey Steve, my cat did a Bobcat Boner Blunder to me last night

2. I hate it when Max does a Bobcat Boner Blunder to me, it stings.. but I kinda like it
by Soggy sack December 18, 2017
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word is bond

Meaning the what is being said is true and would stake it on a relationship bond hence my word is bond
My word is bond check this out my dude this is real
by rafael e Reyes June 9, 2018
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