Commuter’s Blumpkin

Receiving a blowjob while actively pooping your pants behind the wheel.

She started going down on me, and I shit my pants halfway through — full Commuter’s Blumpkin.

by Mikey1965 May 31, 2025

Backwards blumpkin

When girl takes a shit and gives her man head!

My man stepped out of the shower to get a backwards blumpkin!!

by Cooki24.7 November 14, 2025

Blood Blumpkin

The act of receiving a Blumpkin whilst shitting blood.

Dude, Nathan gave me the nastiest Blood Blumpkin last night!

by TheRealNateDog October 17, 2025

spanish blumpkin

when two men cum inside each others urethras , whilst reciting the Spanish national anthem.

yo, me and my boy was feelin each other and we did the Spanish blumpkin on the floor of the Portland trailblazers basketball stadium

by Farcical April 20, 2024

Royal Blumpkin

A lavish example of a standard blumpkin, yet executed as if the receiver was a king demanding food.

Royal Blumpkin : Service me whilst I eat this sandwich, and properly defecate into this bowl.

by SpiLLsHirE November 18, 2020

blumpkin

Blum pumpkins with blue hues

i went to the pumpkin patch and found a blumpkin for only $10. I had to buy it.

by joliketurtle August 7, 2024

Blumpkin

Getting your dick sucked while on a toilet.

Stephanie gave me a mad blumpkin yesterday.

by ThiccBoiDaequan August 26, 2018