cock block

n. one who interrupts an act of sexual intimacy, such as hooking up or having sex, by opening doors, calling phones, etc.

Can also be used in the verb form, "cock blocking"

Yo, homie -- close the door! Why you cock blockin`? Can't you see we're in the middle of sumthin?

by TE AM0 August 25, 2005

Cock Block

The act of a large entity using their market influence to prohibit you from gaining access to a desired market.

e.g. Why does Microsoft have to come up in my house and cock block my access to that sales channel.

by retepa May 6, 2007

Lock Block

Using the Armor Lock in Halo: Reach to kill an opponent. This phrase is most appropriately said after the death of said opponent.

After he deployed the armor lock in Halo and killed me last night, he was screaming "Lock Block!" through his microphone...

by Trogador May 15, 2010

Art Block

No thoughts, head empty

"pshh, art block? Where is that? Never heard of it.

by Error_707 November 2, 2020

Ken Block

A highly overated 44 year old WANNABE rally driver that dresses like a 14 year old punk teen that pisses green due to an overdose of Monster energy drink. Block is also the co-founder of DC Shoes which gave him the money and opportunity to have high powered cars and to produce fake Gymkhana staged viral videos on the internet. People assume he's God-like behind the wheel and that his videos are filmed in one take, which is untrue. A showman by his own admittance with admittedly some good driving talent but he's proven to be no match for the real pros in the WRC, finishing nearly dead last in the driver standings of the last 2 seasons.

Teen: Yo doode, I'm gonna steal my mom's Ford Fiesta tonight and we'll drive shit like Ken Block!!!

Friend: Hell yeah, I'm sure that 15K$ FWD 120 HP econobox will be just as fast and drifty as Block's 500K$ AWD 600+ HP racecar!!!

by rallysport December 26, 2011

The Block

Vallejo, CA consisting of Rancho, The Crest, College Park, Hillcrest, Tree Town, Simmerons, The South, Beverly Hills, Sea Side and Lofas

Where you from?
The Block..
Fa sho, I was in the crest last night chilln wit some cuddies

by M. Du May 6, 2005

cock block

A rare and unfortunate phallic affliction where a man is born with a rectangular, block-like penis.

Jane: "What the hell is that? Is that a Colgate box?"
John: "It's...my penis. I have cock block..."
Jane: "Um...ok. Well, this is gonna cost $90."

by duminik November 21, 2010