he is independent strong guy he dont mess around with bullies you might get beat up if you mess with him he is cool and smart and crazy
by beindapendantbryan January 31, 2020
He’s a dick head who has the most annoying laugh and likes to snitch on people. Also did I mention he is a dick head
Don’t be such an Alex.
by Urmumbiggae February 10, 2019
Definitely not a dude. A quirky gal who loves to giggle. A big procrastinator. A little bit on the lonely side, for no one understands her jokes about the French Revolution. She’s super smart and pretty though, along with being so nice. But CAUTION! She has no problem whatsoever rolling her eyes at you after you tell her your mother died.
by DefNotAlex December 17, 2018
Alex is a mean person who only cares about himself he believes nobody is as great and mighty as him. DO NOT be friends with him!
by thatonepotato July 07, 2015
by Filthy Frank Here February 28, 2013
A complete dill hole who eats bananas out of his ass and worships the gods of mother fuckering cunts. He likes to believe that he has a dick but in reality he just has a pickle shoved up his vagina. When he hears voices in his head, he is really just listening to the sound of his vagina talking to him. He also thinks that his girlfriend is good in bed, when, in reality, she is just another mother fucking whore. His nicknames often include crisp bread and schmuck fuck.
"That Alex is such a crisp bread."
"I think I saw Alex eating a banana the other day. You know what that means."
"I think I saw Alex eating a banana the other day. You know what that means."
by Whores panonymous October 11, 2013
by Parti1234 April 28, 2017