There's nothing illusory about it

Death will either prove or disprove God. You're fucking up my contingency plan by being obstinate and doing the dystopia.

Hym "There's nothing illusory about it. That's an answer. That's THE answer. And you're eating up a bunch of my energy right now. I'm going to have to get a gaggle of lesbians soon and switch to sexual energy or something because I'm less angry and more... Potemkin? HEAVENLY POTEMKIN BUSTAAAAAH!!!!"

by Hym Iam July 5, 2025

about to pull up

I'm still in bed and have no intention of participating in any social diversions at this time.

Him: "WYA?"
Her: "about to pull up"

by Hedgefund Bot February 25, 2021

Smacked about

When somebody gets battered and embarrassed during a fight

Oh Katelyn’s a wee poof she got smacked about easy.

by JustAWeeEmoLassie July 2, 2018

You’re thinking about it wrong

Ohohoho! Am I!? And what way is that?

The guy that Dr. JeepJorp says should be telling us what to do “It doesn’t matter that they’re being exploited and killings themselves. They don’t need to by the seeds. They don’t need to succeed. They don’t need to NOT be exploited. Shit, they don’t even need to live, my guy!”

An asshole but not a charlatan “Put isn’t there a better way? You know without all the exploitation.”

That other guy “You’re thinking about it wrong.”

Asshole “You mean.... with compassion for the people who are being exploited and killing themselves?”

The other guy (again) “Yes. That is LITERALLY exactly what I meant.”

Hym “WOW!!! Do you see what I’m talking about with these guys Joe? Like.... what the actual fuck WAS that!?”

by Hym Iam November 19, 2022

Sink about it

When you think about it, but also let it sink in

Haven’t farted man:I haven’t even farted in 2 weeks man…

Has farted man: so what man?

Hasn’t farted man: 2 WEEKS! Sink about it!

Has farted man: no one says that

Hasn’t farted man: they will.

by JOJOisMANLY August 9, 2025

about that life

Having or desiring an ostentatious lifestyle, especially involving sex, drugs, and violence.

I'm about that life, so it's no biggie to me. I've been in these streets before.

by Delbosco October 14, 2021

You don’t know jill about jack

You don’t know anything about anything, or jack shit. It means you’re so out of the loop, you don’t even know Jill, let alone Jack. Like are they siblings? Dating? What’s the situation? You don’t know. That’s how lost you are.

He was tryna act like he knew what went down last night… boy, you don’t know Jill about Jack.

by bigallittlew July 25, 2025