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National Show boobs to boyfriend (Whenever possible day)

Show your perfect cute Boobies to your boyfriend every day
P.S don't forget that thicc bootie and perfect smile
National Show boobs to boyfriend (Whenever possible day)
by Boyfriend 😉 October 17, 2019
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i dont shutup i grow up and when i look at u i throw up

i dont shutup i grow up and when i look at u i throw up is the best come back in the history of time. if anyone says this they will absolotly kill there opponent or they will fall to the ground and cry
person 1: shutup ur gay 😂
person 2: i dont shutup i grow up and when i look at u i throw up 😘
person 1: *dies*
by bigbussywarts March 8, 2022
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"You shall be taken to the place from whence you came, and from there be taken to a place of execution. You shall be hung by the neck until the body be dead... dead... DEAD!"


When British judges gave the death penalty (unfortunately, it was discontinued, which is a shame), they would put on a black cap, and, in a solemn voice say this sentence to the criminal, bringing down the hammer each time the word "dead" was uttered.
I wish someone would bring back the death penalty.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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the awkward moment when...

How you start you sentence when you're about to recall an event or occurence that was funny, embarassing or awkward. Usually the moment you are recalling is something that has embarassed many.
the awkward moment when... you fart during a business conference and try to cover it up with a cough, but realise immediately and without need to confer, that everyone around you knows you just farted.

The awkward moment when... you make a black joke seconds before realising you are standing next to a black guy.

The awkward moment when... you say bye to someone then you both continue walking in the same direction.
by Bottom Face October 22, 2011
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where

the word 'were' for people who are can't spell/are idiots, but this is a basic and terrible grammar mistake
by differentialmassblackHOULE December 18, 2012
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Where my knickers at?

Phrase heard often when waking up next to a hung over englishwoman you brought home from a bar.

Phrase used when a white guy wants to sound cool, but not say the "N" word.
Oi, bloody 'ell my 'ead 'urts! Who is this guy, and why am i naked? I need to leave quick before he wakes up! Where my knickers at?

Damn i'm bored! Where my knickers at?
by Ry Lo April 14, 2010
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where the sun don't shine

Seattle, Washington - a city rumored to have limitless precipitation
The man had a few extra crates of umbrellas, so I told him to stick them where the sun don't shine.
by pengpeng September 20, 2007
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