Slow as a wet week

What ol mate says when you do something a bit slow for his liking
Dad: "Slow as a wet week aye wee scamp"
While peeking out of flatmates closet.

Flatmate:
I said no commentary or I'll would kick you out.

*Girl runs out scared all concerned and looks at me all concerned

Me: first time?
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week of hell

When a girl gets her period and has terrible cramps.She has to non-stop constantly go to the bathroom and piss her brains out ,because it's so painful .The girl has a extremely tough time trying to take a shot.
"Sarah's period is a real week of hell" .
by Kitty Minx July 15, 2018
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SHARK WEEK WHOOHAHA

Shark week whoohaha was a word invented by 2 couples! When the guys get there hopes up about sexy time ;) but the girls ruin the week with it being their week :(
B: “Babe you wanna do….”
G: “It’s shark week
B: “SHARK WEEK WHOOHAHA”
by Dickerson.ster April 05, 2022
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becky week

The week when your girlfriend gives you head due to her lady time.
Her: bae it's my time
Him:becky week has begun
by Maxemam February 01, 2020
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Fumo Week

The week where everyone has to change their PFP to a Fumo Plushie on every type of social media. Goes from 11/27 to 12/4.
Person 1:"Damn bro, Fumo week ended yesterday and I didn't change my Profile Picture."
Person 2:"Unfortunate."
by Kevinwillrp November 27, 2022
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Week for your man

This is the week before valentines when a man’s woman drops her pride and acts on impulse down to what her man tells her to do. This week for your man is too support his mental health and bank account for preparation for Valentine’s Day
“ girl it’s the week for your man throw it back, I did everyday for his mental forget gifts on valentines I want his baby”
by AlanBooga February 03, 2022
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Turkey Week

n. The week after Thanksgiving, going until all leftover turkey has been devoured. During turkey week turkey eaters dig into turkey sandwiches, wraps, casseroles, soups, and any other turkey related meals. Turkey week is one of the best weeks of the year.
Tom: I can't wait to eat this turkey sandwich!

Bob: Yeah, ya' gotta love turkey week.
by TurkeyLover December 02, 2009
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