stripper wipes

Discreet moist towlettes used by a hooker or stripper as an integral part of the "trucker's shower" for the purpose of attempting to "cleanse" the vaginal area in less than 2 minutes in preparation for the next "gig" booked by a handful of horny 26 year old boys who saved 3 months of paychecks from their first real world job to pay for said nickel and dime hooker.

"Did you use the stripper wipes? I want to make sure I'm not contracting anything."
by wgray on Jan 6, 2014

by wgray January 6, 2014

Windshield Wiper

When a person takes another persons cock and wipes it back and forth across their face while that person is cumming.

That bitch was such a freak when I started cumming in her mouth she pulled it out and started smearing it back and forth all over her face like a gawdamned windshield wiper.

by M.Hines For President 2016 December 1, 2016

windshield wiper

When a man jizzes on the front of a girl's vagina and grabs his penis by the stem, wiping the semen back and forth and increasing the possibility of unwanted insemination.

"Man, I turned the windshield wiper on full blast after I spunked on her vag."

by C-Bass Clemens September 26, 2009

Wipex

Used by infertile men who cannot produce the stuff. Used to pleasure women in a number of ways.

Lewis Everest is a prime example of the use of wipex

by dandaman13 January 27, 2007

Winshield Wiper Kiss

A kiss in which one alternates kissing each of the breasts, in order to create a "winshield wiper" motion back and forth between boobs

Her boobs were so good that i had to winshield wiper kiss them both.

by Weinstein856 June 27, 2009

Pickle Wiper

A queer bastard the enjoys playing with guys dicks

Hey guys, did you know Burt is a fuckin' Pickle Wiper?

by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003

Wiper

1)look-up the 2nd definition of asswipe

2)a moocher, a.k.a. a person who feeds off other peoples belongings

yo get away from my stuff you wiper

by Tahj April 6, 2005